Shady The Dog

Rescue Hound, owner of @jersey_gulls , comforter of children Cleaner of Dishes, In L❤️VE with #K9Shep from @PascoSheriff #AdoptDontShop 🌊🏳️‍🌈Supporter

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I just joined twitter. I need fwends. Help?

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@Phil_Sledge At the vet yesterday. Had to go with….him. As if the vet isn’t bad enough.

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Mom *FINALLY* got a professional in to teach this little jerk some manners. Let’s hope he keeps them.

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We were whining at each other through the baby gate…with tails wagging. So mom and dad thought we’d try again bringing the hellhound out to meet me. He snapped at me right away and I got scared. I think he was just trying to play but…I don’t play like that.

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Oh my dog mom. He just keeps barking. Would you please shut him up?

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The hellhound. I don’t like him but I’ll tolerate him as long as he doesn’t try to jump all over me. Oh he is dumb as bricks. He tried to eat a rock. I swear to dog…kids these days.

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Mom says that THIS is what starving looks like. Grumble. I just say I’m hiding my starving. (Also that’s the stupid Hellhound)

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@gilsmelissa90 Iz starvin. Wasting away. Even da bad hooman at that place called “vet” says so. Sez I LOST weight!!!

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“Mom. You haz cheese danishes. You shouldn’t haz cheese danishes. I help. I eat cheese danishes for you. I hero dog”

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I. Hate. The. Hellhound.

On the plus side, I got to go ALONE with mom to be a #HockeyDog

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Mom says we will try again tomorrow during a walk. I can’t believe she’d betray me like this.

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They. Brought. Home. A. Hell. Hound.

What were they thinking? He’s got entirely too much energy and NO manners whatsoever. Oh and he DROOLS. Gross. He already tried to jump on me AND HE BIT ME (got my collar so I’m ok).

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Mom says I might be getting a little brother (furry thank dog). Pics to come. If I let him come home.

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I. Demand. Tri tip.

@K9Falo

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Just wanna sleep.

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@DoodleNessa *nose touch boop*

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I ate 1/3 of my brudder’s Chips Ahoy cookie package today. I haz a tummy ache but mom sez da vet sed I will b ok. #IRegretNothing

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Mom made cheezy risotto. She gave me yukky carrots. I waits for her noms and give her love eyes and maybe she gibs me some.

(She gave me some!)

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Iz #NFLDraft day.
#FlyEaglesFly #MyBrotherIsADork (yes that’s where I got my name...Shady McCoy)

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I r an #Eagles puppy. My Namesake Jersey. @CutonDime25 (it used to be my brudder’s but he’s not little anymore. #FlyEaglesFly