Shady

I don't know what I'm doing either • UF21

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I would pay $7000 to never see a movie again where a guy praises a woman for “actually ordering real food” on a date.

[arnav kumar @youngnavio]

doing college from your childhood bedroom can’t be good for your development

[ale @aletapias]

gf who wears what she wants bf who can fight

[𝐍𝐀𝐓 @FR0ZENLMAONADE]

if ur cheating i hope u get caught❤️

[Shannon🌵 @shannnnnnxx]

Since bars are closed who wants to drink four lokos in the woods for old times sake

[christian @kfchristian]

ima flirt with as many people as i can during this quarantine. what y’all gonna do?? come see me? LMAO

[jp @excesstential]

My dad can get into “dad-mode” sometimes. He’s a doctor who is worried about the virus, and told me, his 24 year old son, in a 5 min rant that this isn’t the time to be trying to have a lot of “play-dates”. So if you were trying to play after school im sorry my dad said we cant

[Shady @Shady_0000]

Can anyone explain why people regularly assume I am a vegan????

[Shady @Shady_0000]

Love is a social construct 🙄

[Kyle 🥀 @muellerky7]

My toxic trait is I don't speak up, I peep. I feel. I distance. I stop caring.

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

if i had a girlfriend i would never let her win at smash bros. i would completely annihilate her each and every time no mercy

[Shady @Shady_0000]

“Let’s be friends now”
Hahaha yeaaaah right dude. How long will “friends” last????

[Shady @Shady_0000]

Momentarily realized that I am EMACIATED right now in the gym today... and I’m still wanting to lose weight? Body dysmorphia is WILD.