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she/her| jawn 3:16 | legal eagle

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

@JeffSkversky @FOX29philly Lol

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

put my meds in a place i wouldn’t forget

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

RESPECTFULLY, if i have to view one (1) more low-quality clip of the eras tour, i *might* lose my mind

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

it’s “hot girl walk” season

[Nintenbro 👾 @wheresdavie]

@Phil_Lewis_ Dah well Imma send these to the family group chat tomorrow for fun anyway

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

@primnimproper_ amazing tweet

[Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_]

I'm just speaking hypothetically here--spitballing, if you will--but what if men just, IDK, shut the fuck up for a while?

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

@MaryAsci @laurfersuree @Vanna_O us walking down the ramp from the monorail at MK

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

because it’s about control, not money

[Ian Johnson @IJohnso_]

@saraaaaajean Boggles my mind that some employers prefer you spend 90 minutes of you day in your car vs doing stuff that makes them money

[Diva RESET @_matthewlawson]

would literally trust her with my life

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

in my whitney era

[Carter Baizen @rachellacroixs]

The messiest bitch you know is a man.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

No that’s my emotional support stack of half used notepads. Don’t touch them.

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

when the mid level associate that i skype every 7 minutes with a question is offline

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

everyone’s hair was terrible from 2007-2013

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

@molleze the disney racists are so funny—clearly this is the mountain they choose to die on

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

@soniamariesays https://t.co/cppJy2Xkuj

[SLR ESQ @ShaeRandolph]

@soniamariesays but also, these in every color help—zipper and button front but elastic in the back. i have them in size 6 and size 10 and both fit. miracle pants that i CHOOSE to wear outside of work bc they are comfy