Shae Stangl

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[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

It is illegal to drive by cows in the Midwest and not say “COWS!”

[Shae Stangl @ShaeStangl]

Drive Me Crazy is an iconic romantic comedy.

[Shae Stangl @ShaeStangl]

@GoodTrouble is killing it with these storylines this season 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[sydni | what in the ADHD? @WhatTheADHD]

"this simple task will take me, like, 10 minutes.... 15 minutes tops. Definitely no longer than 20 minutes, though."

*2 hours later*

"well fuck"

[Shae Stangl @ShaeStangl]

I’m over the Little Miss graphics. We can end that any moment now.

[Shae Stangl @ShaeStangl]

Lesson from therapy this week:

There will always be wolves. They can eat you alive, or you can let them guard the kingdom.

[sydni | what in the ADHD? @WhatTheADHD]

She's a 10 but she has ADHD.

So she's actually an 80 in High Definition...

...80HD

[Shae Stangl @ShaeStangl]

You can’t be pro gun for self-defense AND “pro-life”. Either you believe no one “life” has more value than another’s, or you don’t.

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Fuck it, let’s play the game. Anyone who votes against bodily autonomy on any level automatically enters a draft to foster children, and anyone who votes for civilians to own assault weapons enters a draft to work armed security at public schools.

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The CEO of Dick’s Sporting Goods on LinkedIn

[Shae Stangl @ShaeStangl]

Not me restarting the series Wildfire for the 8th time…🙄

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The universe works quickly once you decide.

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@melvoegeli 🌪🌪🌪🌪

[Shae Stangl @ShaeStangl]

Watching all Fifty Shades films and not leaving the couch ✌🏻Saturdays are litttt babyyy

[Shae Stangl @ShaeStangl]

Listening to the interview with Connor on @ViallFiles was…🥴

I bet the majority of women out of college would not find mindless connection via Snapchat very “funny.”

[Shae Stangl @ShaeStangl]

One of my coworkers found another coworker’s AirPods, and he was so innocent when he asked, “who’s tamagotchi is this?” 🥲

[Shae Stangl @ShaeStangl]

It’s the slimy guys pretending to be the good guys who have also convinced themselves that they’re one of the good guys…they’re the worst ones.

[Shae Stangl @ShaeStangl]

Today I was explaining my job to a friend, and I reminded myself that I have a cool fucking job. For that, I am grateful 🤍