Shaey Murphy

[The Word @theword]

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[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

I move we change #TGIF to #TCIF (obviously, thank cunt it's Friday) #movingforward #outdated

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

If you obsess over celebrity couples, I don’t wanna know you, & if you refer to them by using a 1 word mash-up of their names, kill yourself

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

7 hours is pretty standard for pre-drinks.

[Dane Swan @swandane]

Love how 60 minutes are true to their word.
#92minutesmaybe #tictoc http://t.co/zHPAy9Wg

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

trying to hunt down an underage fake i.d for schoolies #firstworldproblems

[The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7]

Does the Disney/Lucasfilm merger mean that Leia is now a Disney Princess?

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

suck my dick it's the weekend

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

I've never met a bloke at a music festival with his shirt off that isn't a fuck head.

[The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7]

Ugh, muggles.

[Shaey Murphy @ShaeyBV]

@mrjbuchanan well I am here to make sure you are well loved :) haha

[Shaey Murphy @ShaeyBV]

@mrjbuchanan feeling a little unloved at the moment are you?

[Shaey Murphy @ShaeyBV]

@mrjbuchanan hi Jordan!

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

I shudder for humanity with some of the bullshit that's trending on here sometimes.

[Shaey Murphy @ShaeyBV]

Only 30 points down come on collingwood! #AFLSwansPies

[Shaey Murphy @ShaeyBV]

@mrjbuchanan I can imagine you will be! I think they deserve it :)

[Shaey Murphy @ShaeyBV]

@mrjbuchanan I hope they win! :) I bet you will be bouncing off the walls if they do!

[Shaey Murphy @ShaeyBV]

@mrjbuchanan get excited!

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

Feeling for all the footy teams out there that won a prelim final this wknd & have to postpone their post-season coke bender for another wk.

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

As much as I hate Collingwood winning, it does mean less women will get backhanded in the face tonight. #passionatesupporters #aflpieseagles