Kyle Shaffer

ladiesman217

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>foreign nation

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[The Medieval Scholar @MedievalScholar]

The Albion Maximilian

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

"deal includes a $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran."

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[Elia @luscielia]

It be like that

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

my entire social life just flashed before my eyes

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer

[rachel @rachcorrine]

Single guys need to be joy maxxing. Hanging with friends. Grilling. Lifting weights. Eating steaks. Enjoying a hobby. Grabbing beers. Hitting on girls. Getting rejected (the right one won’t). Laughing about it. Wood working. Side hustling. Reading. Learning niche facts. Locking in. Working hard. Just fully living and enjoying their lives. It’s very attractive when you love your life. It’s very attractive when your life is full. Law of attraction baby. You attract what you are.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[Anomaly @BRUIS3D_ANG3L]

Your email finds me on the field of battle

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon https://t.co/bKteFZ3iWE

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Putin accidentally creating a high-tech regional military power of the first order on its doorstep has to be one of the funniest self-owns in history.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Teddy Roosevelt is asking God to put him back in right now as we speak.