Jake of the Year 2k20

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

“What time is it?”
“5:30”

My brain:

Say it
Say it
Say it
Say it
Say it
Say it
Say it
Say it
Say it
Say it

Me: AND XAVIER STILL SUCKS!!!

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

@MtKremer @Mr_Aquaholic @GovMikeDeWine @sambonz11

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

Today I found out that super glue doesn’t stick to a non-stick pan. I’d say today was a success.

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

National Football League: Superbowl Saturday - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/jfKqU8FJ1U via @Change

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

@PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

National Football League: Superbowl Saturday - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/jfKqU8FJ1U via @Change

[connor @conenor]

Girlfriends are so unappreciative, they come home and yell at you for being on the box all day but don’t even notice that you pee’d on the turd stain in the toilet and made it disappear

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

@CincyBearcats Who is retweeting this and still follows this account?

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

@sambonz11 He still wears his hats like that.

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

When it’s time to drop and you don’t see the boys on live. @Schweeeeeet @Mr_Aquaholic

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

@UCBarstool @UncleWoodys Are you telling me you couldn’t have photo shopped this even a little bit better? #hangitup

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

@14_parsons Sorry bro... @sambonz11

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This shit made me want to go to a crowded dance club and kiss everyone.

[Bearcat @TheCincyBearcat]

March Sadness😭😷

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

I’ve gone 24 years without the corona virus I must be immune.

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

@Kinnettn6 Suck his dick

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

@AsteriskTour Keep them coming, it’s what @RobManfred asked for

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

@Nick_Kinnett @AstrosRadioMLB When you miss heard the trash can.

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

If @ChickfilA isn’t going to be open on Sunday they shouldn’t be allowed to advertise on Sunday. Now I’m craving it and can’t have it.

[Jake of the Year 2k20 @Shafer_jacob]

If you take your shoes off on a plane and are barefoot, you should be convicted.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

DK Metcalf cried when the Seahawks took him after he slid in the draft.

Worked out pretty well for them.