Joshua Shah

Professional Stumble Rapper

[Joshua Shah @ShahJoshua]

Every night for the past month, my dad makes sure my 16 year old Beagle-mix Sparky drinks water because of mild kidney damage. The method of choice has been to make like a weird King Hawaiian’s roll mixture in his water bowl. He frickin’ loves those rolls.

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All that my fam is at least asking for is your virtual attention, a retweet, like, or share Sparky’s GoFundMe page. We’ve already been shown great love from close ones, but I know Twitter is more than capable of reaching this goal! ❤️ https://t.co/1gg2qU35ZL #stemcellsforsparky

[Joshua Shah @ShahJoshua]

Every night for the past month, my dad makes sure my 16 year old Beagle-mix Sparky drinks water because of mild kidney damage. The method of choice has been to make like a weird King Hawaiian’s roll mixture in his water bowl. He frickin’ loves those rolls.

[Joshua Shah @ShahJoshua]

Current stem cell procedures target exactly what Sparky is currently facing. Cutting edge technology not only promises freedom from these ailments, but vet consultation fees and estimates ensures financial burden.

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@SharaanPadhy Love you bro-bro ❤️ any donation no matter how big or small is much appreciated!

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Kevin James is just a middle-class version of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

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@KidCudi check out my lil bro’s cap! The boy just graduated from the Class of 2020, thank you for the inspiration! Wishing you peace and love. 🙏🏽

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Anybody got any of them HBO accounts that are so popular now I’m just trying to watch the 2nd season of Barry I swear I’ll log off in like a couple of months and then log right back in conveniently bc I had that login info saved my dude!

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I’ve been trying to get into contact with my dentist man I think he’s afraid of me

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I dropped a birthday beat-tape yesterday. Check it out exclusively on SoundCloud lmao
https://t.co/QExu2Osxsp @kanyewest @tylerthecreator @earlxsweat
@TPAIN @LilWayneHQ @trvisXX @isaiahrashad @FreddyGibbs23 @madvillain @realDonaldTrump

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Just missed killing spider dude in my room so I know now it’s going straight into my right earhole and releasing a whole nest of baby spider dudes

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“I think” by @tylerthecreator reminds me of Rush Hour for some reason

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Do rich people bob for Apple Watches at parties?

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I can barely express myself in English how do they expect me to bilingual

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I was a Peruvian before it was cool to know about Peru. I was a Peruvian before Palo Alto tech entrepreneurs decided to trip on ayahuasca in the middle of the Amazon with a questionable shaman lmao

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What’s the best rap song named after a random celebrity

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I’ve never seen a Tesla in a rush

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A kid told me a joke today and laughed so hard from it that he forgot he told the joke in the first place and told me I was hilarious. When I told him that I didn’t even tell the joke in the first place, he shushed me, shook his head, and walked away. Nine year olds for ya