Shahab

رنگ لاوے گی ہماری فاقہ مستی ایک دن

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

What's your address?

Me: House #, Street, Karachi, Pakistan

Me after watching Cosmos: House #, Street, Karachi, Sindh, Pakistan, South Asia, Asia, Earth, The Solar System, Orion Arm, The Milky Way, Local Group, Virgo Cluster, Virgo Super-Cluster, Universe (and maybe Multiverse)

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

@nish_017 A silly man covers his balls when running naked through a crowd. A wise man covers his face.

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

@KraveMart Ab agar ye bakray ki awaz wala notification aya to main app delete ker dun ga.

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

@Huk06 He should thank you for this tweet. So Kneel, Munj.

[Khaleeq Kiani @KhaleeqKiani]

MashaAllah, Dawn earns Rs200 million profit in FY2024-25. Myth about so-called losses holds no ground.

Maybe cut in salaries & medical facilities helped deliver healthy results but no reason then to deprive workers of their annual bonus.

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

@JDVance Janu phone PTA approved kerwa lia hai na?

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

@ShivAroor @CMShehbaz The last emoji is how you feel right now.

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

@ShivAroor Tum itni jo emojis bana rahe ho,
Kya gham hai jis ko chupa rahe ho

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

@najam_ali @wahreh1 This achievement is bigger than any World Cup final.

[iffi @iffiViews]

Abi set kar deta houn sab

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

Ye kon sa Pakistan download ho gaya hai...
#Alhamdulillah

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

It's a great time to be Pakistani. Trump has announced a two-week ceasefire with Iran.

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

Finally...

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

Diplomatic efforts for peaceful settlement of the ongoing war in the Middle East are progressing steadily, strongly and powerfully with the potential to lead to substantive results in near future. To allow diplomacy to run its course, I earnestly request President Trump to extend the deadline for two weeks. Pakistan, in all sincerity, requests the Iranian brothers to open Strait of Hormuz for a corresponding period of two weeks as a goodwill gesture. We also urge all warring parties to observe a ceasefire everywhere for two weeks to allow diplomacy to achieve conclusive termination of war, in the interest of long-term peace and stability in the region.

@realDonaldTrump
@JDVance
@SecRubio
@SteveWitkoff
@SEPeaceMissions
@drpezeshkian
@mb_ghalibaf
@araghchi

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@_FeritYldrm @netanyahu What did the trash can do to deserve this?

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@Judianna No City For Young Boy

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

@mosquitobatman So which of the two sentences is correct in your case?

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@AribaShahid @awami_rational What should we do about the word 'Chaudhry' then?

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

@Persianserene1 The guy follows only Khamenei, even on Twitter.

[Shahab @ShahabNafees]

@ZarrarKhuhro Shashank Beyond Redemption

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@drpezeshkian Translation for the American audience: