Shahab's favorite gossip

I love gossip - the more irrelevant the better. I know all the stories about a friend of a friend and my neighbors. I also love old jokes. Really old jokes.

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I'm so sad none of my colleagues have seen my name pronunciation on slack yet ( . )( . )

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But my awesome colleague, Martin, also had some smart things to add: If we were astronauts we would already have landed on Mars.

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This week we were working on our company values during a workshop. I claimed that this joke brilliantly expresses our team. No other values needed.
#joke #quirky #moincoins #worklife

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I opened the fridge and this happened. What do you think was in the fridge?
#overshering #wix #homeoffice #homealone https://t.co/Ro3Jri8oev

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On the call my colleague talks about our website and mentions 'devs'.
The new girls: "A question, what is devs?"
Colleague one: "Developers"
Colleague two: "Devils!"
#webdevelopment #IT #Developers #newcolleague

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The team said there will be just 1 minute for the offtopics today.
Me: i need to talk people. we better do something now. words need to leave my mouth.

#OFFTOPIC #meeting #Disappointed

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apparently I should have used #vajazzle

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my friend had an appointment at a gynecologist once and she put hygiene spray on before entering. when the doc came he said: wow someone made herself chic today. she found it quite rude. at home she saw what happened. she put glitter on, not hygiene spray!
#partyhard #glitterlook

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The S in my first name stands for Super! Super Shahab!

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We were just playing @garticphone and some draw 'Turtle Shahab going to the hospital'. Just look at the beard!!! #garticphone #teamevent #laughing #lol

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We were brainstorming on Social Media posts ideas. I came up with international lego day. My colleagues laughed at me, because it's on the 28th January. I guess we need to wait like 9 months now to publish that...
#sm #ideating #brainstorming

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What's this day called when the woman is supposed to give birth to a child? Is it expiry day?
#help #English #englishlanguageday

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Did you know?
Nothing starts with an n and ends with a g
#badjoke #notfunny #fakenews

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A customer to me today: How are you Shalabh?
For the 50th time, my name is SHAHAB!!
#wtf #CustomerService #hatemyjob

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Toilet paper for $30? Maybe it's reusable. Totally worth it
#toiletpaper #sustainability #bamboo

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I got a message from a headhunter today. It went like 'Hi Shabab'... How am I supposed to take you seriously when you write my name wrong!?
#headhunter #joboffer #disappointed

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#launch all the jokes about coding and project management were inspired by this site that my team created. It's not as funny as my Twitter, but check it out: https://t.co/9N1nEryQCF

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Pitty that my colleague finally found a flat in Hamburg and is signing the rental contract today. I always wanted to know if homeless people understand knock-knock jokes.
#hamburg #mietbremse #homeless

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We were discussing different beard&moustache styles with my colleagues.
My female colleague: I wish I had a beard, it's so funny.
Me: Don't wish for such things!!!

#ladiewithabeard #wishescometrue