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[PIJA @ShahafizaYusoff]

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[PIJA @ShahafizaYusoff]

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[kamaghul deghaman @kamaghul]

Pagi tadi nak pergi kerja, berhenti di lampu isyarat. Uncle lori sebelah pandang anak saya, tiba-tiba turun dan bagi duit. Terkejut, tapi terima kasih uncle baik hati.

Alhamdulillah masih ada orang baik tanpa kira bangsa. Doakan urusan uncle dipermudahkan 🥹

[Iyke @currentiyke]

This movie scared me😬

[Meme Bomba 💣 @MemeBomba]

We were too young to understand

[AZZURA | Parenting and Family Psychology @n_azzurajafri]

My husband pernah tanya, "kenapa anak kita ni syg betul dekat botol dia? Kalau tertinggal, nangis macam takda hari esok."

I explain, "sebab itu la harta yg dia ada. Macam kita. Kalau kunci kereta hilang, gelabah tak? Budak kecik itulah harta dia."

Then, my husband--

[kamaghul deghaman @kamaghul]

Tolong cari lahanat ni..sebab apa puak puak ni makin berani. Nak kena kutip dengan orang awam baru nk stop ke? 😅

[PIJA @ShahafizaYusoff]

Ahu bende mung ni

[𝕭𝖆𝖓𝖎  | @rabbaniahmad_]

yang kes DJ era dulu tu kemain lagi korang suruh dorang pergi sampai ke Batu Caves nak minta dorang minta maaf. sampaikan dorang kena gantung kerja. padahal dorang bukannya hina agama korang pun. dorang just buat dance Miki Ghazali je. yang kes pijak Al-quran ni terang2 dia hina agama Islam.

[Helen Casanova | Seduction Palace @HelenCasanova_]

My parents were married for 33 years.

I never once heard the word “Divorce” in our house.

Not during fights, money stress, hard seasons. Never.

Before my wedding, my father pulled me aside and said a few things that still live in my head to this day....

[Zamir Mohyedin @zamirmohyedin]

Benda menarik pasal lebah madu. Lebah madu ada tiga ketegori;

1. Drone (lebah madu jantan). Nama saja canggih tapi fungsinya tak berapa canggih. Tanggungjawabnya cuma mengawan dan bagi sperma pada permasuri. Lepas mengawan, terus mati.

Nak makan sendiri pun tak pandai. Kena ada bantuan lebah pekerja untuk makan. Kalau belum tiba musim mengawan, kerja dia makan jelah. Kalau makanan tak cukup, lebah pekerja akan halau dia keluar. Kemudian, mati sebab tak reti hidup sendiri.

2. Lebah pekerja (lebah madu betina). Gelaran tak canggih tapi paling banyak tanggungjawab. Yang jaga, bersihkan dan bangunkan koloni ialah lebah pekerja. Yang cari nektar dari bunga-bunga pun lebah pekerja. Yang bagi makan pada larva dan drone pun lebah pekerja.

Lebah pekerja ada sengat, drone tak ada sengat. Jadi kalau kita kena sengat, itu bermakna lebah pekerja lah itu yang sengat.

3. Lebah permaisuri (lebah madu betina yang berupaya bertelur). Tugas utama dia ialah mengawan dan bertelur. Makan pun lebah pekerja yang uruskan untuk dia.

Lazimnya permaisuri ada seekor saja. Ia dapat dilahirkan apabila lebah pekerja bagi sejenis cecair yang dipanggil jeli diraja (royal jelly) kepada larva dan tak bagi diet lain dah.

Benda ini membolehkan lebah ini jadi permaisuri. Kalau tak, jika dietnya dicampur selain jeli khas, larva itu akan jadi lebah pekerja yang tak mampu bertelur.

Nama saja permaisuri, tapi yang buat keputusan ke atas maslahat koloni ialah lebah pekerja secara kolektif, bukan permaisuri.

[Kia 🩷 @xevekiah]

My cousin got married at 22. They wanted a house full of kids. She got pregnant within months, they painted a nursery before the first trimester was even over.
Then she miscarried.
She had a procedure. Woke up groggy. Doctor smiled and said, “Everything’s fine. You can try again soon.”
They tried for years.
Every negative test felt like a verdict. Her in-laws started making comments. Her husband grew distant. Eventually he left. Said he “wanted a real family.” He remarried within a year. Two babies back to back.
She thought her body had betrayed her.
In her late 50s, after new medical transparency laws made it easier to request old hospital files, she applied for her records.
Buried in the notes from that miscarriage was a line: “Complication during procedure. Uterine perforation. Significant scarring.”
No one had explained it. No follow-up. No referral. No honesty.
She spent three decades blaming herself for something that happened to her.
Some women are told their bodies failed them.
Sometimes the truth is — someone else did.

[Abang Panda 🐼 @zulazri03]

Kes dera. Viralkan mamat ni. Video kt tweet 2. dia pergi tunjal kepala budak ni. Ya allah jumpa dia tolong pegang

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

Info berguna.

[Zamir Mohyedin @zamirmohyedin]

Kelakar baca komen sebab orang Indonesia ingat lukisan ini aku yang buat. Sebab depa faham gua = aku 🤣

Pastu marah-marah dan troll ingat aku buat dakwaan berlebihan (overclaim). Bukan salah aku korang tak faham dan salah faham. Boleh didik diri sendiri untuk belajar.

[HELENA @LVGIF]

4. Parents have rules for a reason. No sugar, no iPads, no bad words, no junk food. Don’t ignore them just because you’re alone with the kids.

Dan bak kata my mom,
Ada mak yang tak suka orang marah-marah anak dia walaupun nakal. Kalau dia sendiri yang marah tak apa.

[HELENA @LVGIF]

RE: IPAR TOKSIK
Someone I know once let her 20-year-old sister-in-law take her young son out for a Sunday trip. She didn’t want to at first, biasalah mak rasa tak sedap hati kan, but after being persuaded, she agreed.

Then, an accident happened.
Rupa-rupanya ada plot twist.

[mhmmdhsm @mhmmdhsm]

So betullah cerita ustaz auni dulu ye? Nasib baik aku bukan anti kumpul konspirasi selepas tengok file2 kene expose tu

[PIJA @ShahafizaYusoff]

Jantan bodo di mane2

[Tatty H. @tattyhassan]

Cuba bayangkan u as parents, kesiankan bakal menantu nak kena kumpul duit mahar/hantaran, pastu mindset dia gini:

[PIJA @ShahafizaYusoff]

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