Rashad Williams

Mature Audience Only 18+, comedy enthusiast, believer of Freedom of Speech, common sense advocate, teller of whole truths and half lies

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

There is no delay on zoom calls.

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

Lev is 630

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

I am so fucked up that cleaning your dick with a wet, wipe before anonymous sex is the new bouquet of roses for me. 💧🧻🌹.

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

Only one way to handle a Latina woman charging the stage. Passion.

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

Imagine the amount of priests that would have went to jail if women were priests.

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

All of the women coming forward about the trama that happened to them decades ago lets me know that men were right thousands of years ago. Women can’t keep secrets. That’s why men are priest.

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

All of the women coming forward about the trama that happened to them decades ago lets me know that men were right thousands of years ago. Women can’t keep secrets. That’s why men are priest.

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

I feel like my profile picture should be holding a gun that shoots Plan B.

[Erik Griffin @ErikGriffin]

My thoughts on #skankfestvegas #Skankfest #RiffinwithGriffin

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

Just saw a sign that says “ if you see a baby or a pet alone in a car get help.” I’m glad I did. Therapy has really been helping me deal with the death of my dog and son. It’s not helping with the smell of the car.

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

They say never leave a baby or pet alone in a car so I picked up a stray cat to keep the baby company.

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

There’s already an overpopulation problem. “Women and children 1st” makes no sense. They should go last unless they’re lesbians or bisexual that are out on a 1 year only women probation.

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

When I push an old lady or a child out of my way, it’s not me being rude or sexist, it’s bringing equality to the “women and children first” saying.

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

When I push an old lady or a child out of my way, it’s not me being rude or sexist, it’s bringing equality to the “women and children first” saying.

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

Really this is just another way to make men pay for vaginas.

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

If you really want to combat abortion laws why not start a program just for women. Instead of food stamps it’s pussy postage. You get a card that allows you to get free contraceptives.

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

If you really want to combat abortion laws why not start a program just for women. Instead of food stamps it’s pussy postage. You get a card that allows you to get free contraceptives.

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

Who cleans up Clifford the big red dogs poop?

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

Hooking up now is like going to the doctor 30 years ago. Fill out these forms, take off your clothes, wait 15 minutes, and then I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

Whether you grew up with one mom, one dad, two dads, one mom and one dad, or two moms, it’s always disgusting to think about them having sex. #HappyPrideMonth

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

Don’t give up ladies. Let’s make a surprise vasectomies legal 😴 ✂️🚫💦. Who’s with me

**excluding gay men, bisexuals pending approval **

[Rashad Williams @ShahdTheGod]

Terminator 10, your unwanted fetus doesn’t stand a chance from these abortion bots from the future.