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[ارغوان 🌸 @Arghavaniii_]

کانال وحید رو باز کردم و با این پیام قهقهه زدم :)))))))))

[Shin @hey_itsmyturn]

Qatar offers extra all-inclusive, happy-ending-included spa vouchers for Araghchi and Ghalibaf to compensate the US strike on IRGC terror positions in southern Iran.

[Leviathan @l3v1at4an]

The Pro-IRGC man who rammed his car into Iranian protestors today has been identified as an Audit Senior for Grunwald & Co. Chartered Professional Accountants.

[Smirkley @Smirkley]

In Canada, a star Lib candidate named Erskine-Smith, who was in Parliament and endorsed by the current PM, lost a local nomination to a Bangladeshi man who owns Domino’s franchises.

The second most popular language in the riding is Bengali.

No lessons will be learned.

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines eight years ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG insurance seven years ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers eleven years ago, you would have nothing today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Northern Rock nine years ago, you would have nothing today

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminum cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

A recent study found that the average person walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that we drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, we get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be a piss head.🍻😂

[م @smileymsi]

بچه‌های #تورنتو، شرکت ما داره هایر می‌کنه. اگه کسی دنبال کار مارکتینگ تو این حوزه‌هاست، بهم پیام بده. بک‌گراند Agency کمک می‌کنه.

Client Partners/Account Manager
 Project Managers
 Designers, Art Directors and Copywriters of all levels
Senior and Lead level Brand Strategists

[لوتی مسلک @Qolomsaq]

دوستان عزیز بنده نیازمند Content creators (not the chosi fucking cunts) و Advertisement managers هستم، اگر کسی رو سراغ دارید به بنده معرفی کنید خیلی عالی میشه و اگه ریتوییت کنید زود و تند به نتیجه برسم خیلی عالی ترترررررر💕💕💕

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

They will blame Trump for their divorce 😂

[Matt Forney @mattforney]

WTF I LOVE THE IRAN WAR NOW

[Carl Higbie @CarlHigbie]

Gender pay gap explained:

[Prussian Blues Traveler @NWordBiden]

I’m willing to pay $6 a gallon

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

BREAKING: JP Morgan received 435,122 applications in the past hour.

20X their previous single day high.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Iran through Pakistani mediators has given the US a new proposal for reaching a deal on the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz and ending the war, per Axios.

Details include:

1. Nuclear negotiations are postponed for a later stage under the deal

2. President Trump is set to hold a meeting with his top national security and foreign policy team on Monday to discuss negotiations

3. President Trump has signaled he wants to continue the US “blockade” of the Strait of Hormuz

4. President Trump said the Iranian position led him to cancel a trip by his envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner to Pakistan

Indirect US-Iran talks appear to still be ongoing.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

An Islamist asks a Sheikh if he can practice gay anal sex to widen his ass for a bomb.

Sheikh: “Normally forbidden, but for Jihad? Totally allowed.”

What kind of culture is this?

[Sadra Hosseini @Sadra2880]

هوش مصنوعی چینی کاملا بی طرف به سوال ها جواب میده😂

[ALiReZaHoPeFuL @alirezahopefull]

تایملاین #تورنتو
یه فروشگاه در دانتان محدوده یانگ و بلور نیاز به صندوقدار (کشییر) داره که باید به زبان انگلیسی مسلط باشه و سکه‌ها و پولهای کانادایی رو بشناسه 😅
حقوق هم قانونی و چک هست و کش نیست
اگه کسی رو میشناسید بهم پیام بدید یا #ریتوییت کنید

[افشین @AKamyabniy29208]

شد شد شد، بالاخره شد. نیویورک پست منتشر کرد. پتیشن تریتا پارسی رو که کلی براش انرژی گذاشتیم، دیده شد. اتحادمون ستودنیه و حق گرفتنیه.
#KingRezaPahlavi‌ForIran
#DigitalBlackOutIran‌
@PahlaviComms

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

When Trump was in Berlin for his first state visit with Angela Merkel he asked the secret of her great success.

Merkel told him you have to have intelligent people around you.

"How do you know if someone is intelligent?" asked Trump.

"Let me demonstrate." She picked up the phone, called Wolfgang Schäuble and asked him a question, "Mr. Schäuble, he’s your father's son but not your brother. Who is it?"

Without hesitation Schäuble answered, “Quite simply, it's me!"

"You see," Merkel told Trump, "this is how I test a person’s intelligence."

Thrilled, when Trump flew home he called Mike Pence and asked him the same question. ”He’s your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?"

After much back and forth, Pence said,
“I have no idea, but I’ll try to find out the answer by tomorrow!"

Of course Pence couldn’t figure it out and decided to seek advice from former President Obama, so he called him and said, “Mr. Obama, it's your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?"

Obama answered, “Easy, it's me!"

Happy to have found the answer, Pence called Trump and said triumphantly, "I have the answer, it's Barack Obama!"

Trump raged and shouted, "No, you jackass, it's Wolfgang Schäuble!"