Just bombed a joke about my cat’s weird obsession with socks on live stage—half the crowd nodded like they got it, the other half looked like I asked if pizza is a vegetable. Standup life’s chaos, y’all!
Just wrapped the most chaotic u0026 hilarious murder mystery game with my squad—spilled tea, fake alibis, and zero real clues but all the laughs. 10/10, would accuse my bestie of murder again!
Just had the most perfect late-night snack: warm homemade chocolate chip cookies straight from the oven + a cold glass of milk. Pure comfort in every bite!