Jake Grittmann

Young and Goofy

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“are you ok?” no bro i open and close the same 3 apps everyday

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Hint Of Sadness Detected Behind Jack-O’-Lantern’s Grin https://t.co/KuREcvyVzv

[Jake Grittmann @ShakeAnJake]

Bartender: “what can I get you”
Me: “salsa shot...tortilla chip back”

[Jake Grittmann @ShakeAnJake]

Someone please make an anime about a fly doing some cool ass protagonist type shit while avoiding someone trying to hit them with a magazine

[Variety @Variety]

#TheLegendOfKorra will come to Netflix on Aug. 14 https://t.co/CfwbnogfS3

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

by @nathanwpyle

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

The book Shrek is based on is...different.

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

Well—I’m conflicted about RTing this, because it is very painful to watch. But if you can, watch to the end—where they realize—wrong guy.

[Viet Trap @akaVietTrap]

COPS PINCHED US, CORNERED US, TACKLED, BEAT, MACED, AND ILLEGALLY ARRESTED US TONIGHT ON A NON-VIOLENT MARCH. WE NEED PEOPLE MORE THAN EVER. YOU SAID YOU WERENT DOING THIS FOR THE TREND, NOW IS THE TIME TO PROVE. THIS SHIT IS NOT OVER, FAR FROM IT!

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

Little Caesar's CEO: we need a slogan

Me: pizza.

CEO: i do not like that at all

Me: that is fine, for i just had a far better idea

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

This is a defining moment for the Iowa Hawkeye Football program:

[hana @ghibIio]

i think everyone should read

[Jake Grittmann @ShakeAnJake]

https://t.co/U8Q4aZH6Kp

It would make my heart and many other hearts out there very happy if you fellow humans would at least click on the link and sign some petitions, or better yet, do a big match on the donation, everything counts

[ad ⭐️ @dalithestalli]

in an attempt to disperse crowds, #DavidMcAtee, a louisville bbq chef known for serving cops free meals, was shot and killed by the police last night. he was unarmed. not only were the officers’ bodycams off, but they also left his body on the street for 12 hours.
say his name.

[Bukkake ( Teriyaki’s Version) @ThatYumiMa]

Cops pepper sprayed and arrested...their own senator. And yet people still don’t understand why we are protesting?!