Athanasius Georgy

ath-uhh-nay-shus 🇪🇬 ✥

[Athanasius Georgy @ShakeThatAth]

American novelists: aiiiiight
Tolstoy and Dostoevsky:

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@Benjaminknorr79 I have and they’re absolutely horrible

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machine/robot: verify you are human
me: you’re not even human

[Athanasius Georgy @ShakeThatAth]

Pizza

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

What food has absolutely no business being as expensive as it is?

[Athanasius Georgy @ShakeThatAth]

Is Ben Simmons the LeBron James of “he’s looking smooth in summer workout videos” ?

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Ben Simmons’ jumper looking smooth 👀

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Warriors were "warned" that 2026-27 was lining up to be a "gap year," with the team prioritizing internal development over external additions 👀

Golden State's current roster has 7 players over the age of 30 😮

(via @NBCSWarriors)

[Athanasius Georgy @ShakeThatAth]

Shoutout Mr Trotter

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Agree? YOU ARE THE LEAGUE COMMISSIONER. Hand out a punishment and move on

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

JUST IN: The NBA’s investigation into whether the Clippers circumvented the salary cap to pay Kawhi Leonard could drag into 2027 if the sides don’t agree on the findings or a proposed settlement, per @Baxter.

[Athanasius Georgy @ShakeThatAth]

This team will win the chip when they collectively agree it is Maxey’s team

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Who’s stopping this squad?

[Athanasius Georgy @ShakeThatAth]

At this point the NBPA needs to demand this end. Players are entitled to a fair and speedy investigation with a conclusion. This is ridiculous. Just decide a punishment and move on

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

The NBA investigation into Kawhi Leonard and Aspiration has concluded, per @MikeVorkunov

“The investigation I think is over, now the NBA is kinda sifting through what has been found”

(Via @RichEisenShow, h/t @APH00PS)

[Athanasius Georgy @ShakeThatAth]

@CraigMurrayOrg @rulajebreal I think he means, once he’s in the UN HQ physically, and he’s representing Israel, he would enjoy the status of “sitting head of state immunity”. Not the literal head of state, as he’s only PM. It’s not a blanket immunity, it’s what he’s functioning as when he’s in UN HQ

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This final should’ve been at the Azteca

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This dude is genuinely insufferable

[Arslan @0xarslan]

Draymond Green says Steve Kerr told him privately: "It's become incredibly hard to support you publicly"

"My head coach, Steve Kerr, came up to me and he said, 'Man, it's become incredibly hard to support you publicly'"

"I said back to him, 'Don't. I'm fine. I don't need you to support me publicly'"

"I could see the weight lifted off his shoulders. Like, what? Yeah. Don't"

"If I can say that to a man that I've played underneath his tutelage for the last 12 years, won championships with, grew into the man that I've become today underneath you think I don't have that same sentiment when it comes to Stephen A. Smith?"

[Athanasius Georgy @ShakeThatAth]

Am I the only one who thinks this is too small of a trophy. this should be like double the size of the Stanley Cup. it’s the WORLD CUP

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The World Cup trophy has arrived in New York!

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This dude is so loud and so dumb. Everything I know about him is against my will

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

SCHULZ: “Zohran was saying keep it at 78 degrees. This is America. I put my sh*t at 64 just to spite him even suggesting such a thing.”

[Athanasius Georgy @ShakeThatAth]

This is categorically false. He won us a chip. At worst, ppl are thankful and okay seeing him go. Doesn’t help that D Fish is a genuinely horrible dude. Clinging to proximity to Kobe.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

“A lot of people in LA didn’t love LeBron’s time here.” 😳

Former Laker @derekfisher reacts to LeBron’s departure from the franchise.

(via Yahoo Sports Daily)

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@alfonsohoops He straight up don’t give a f about the league

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Typically this would be a “LeBron joins super team” shtick but this would legit be fun.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

LeBron James is taking the 76ers’ pitch “really seriously”. (ESPN)

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There’s no perfect way to call a sport, but there’s too much discretion in ⚽️ stoppage time can run on, there’s one ref making all the calls as opposed to multiple, VAR is fickle, match ends on ref’s whistle not clock or outcome. This is why US doesn’t watch it outside WC

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Waiting for Shams alerts to end with “presented by Michelob Ultra”