Patrick Barrett

I have written a series of books. They are pure comedy You can find out more about me and my work below, thank you:

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The rest of the series, non-stop laughs.

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How many of our troops will go ‘over the top’ shouting “for Boris.” 🤔

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If the PM admits that the flat at No 10 was “a bit of a tip” what does that say about HIS living standards?

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Monty Python's 42 yrs old Prediction of Nowadays Insane Public Discourse https://t.co/I2MipFWb90 via @YouTube

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Now Amazon are deleting reviews on my books … do they really think that 62 (now 57) reviews over five years proves that I’m cheating?
Surely they can see unusual activity when reviews have been bought? 😡

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Sledgehammer to Crack a Nut (Cuthbert Book 7) by Patrick Barrett https://t.co/TefCeEXPPV via @AmazonUK

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At least Richard Branson follows covid advice “hands - face - space.” 😂

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Why are businesses still using foreign call centres where heavily accented operators struggle to understand us? We have the same difficulty with them and it causes utter frustration and confusion.

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The Valley That Time Forgot (Cuthbert Book 10) by Patrick Barrett https://t.co/KTC4SXB7FF via @AmazonUK

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Nursing a Grudge (Cuthbert Book 8) by Patrick Barrett https://t.co/agTGnue5jo via @AmazonUK

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Shakespeare’s Cuthbert by Patrick Barrett https://t.co/l9nJG3XUMF via @AmazonUK

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Shakespeare’s Cuthbert by Patrick Barrett https://t.co/l2SMkPbd9j via @AmazonUK

Perfect bedtime reading because I’ve crammed all the laughs between the covers.

[Patrick Barrett @ShakesCuthbert]

Shakespeare’s Cuthbert by Patrick Barrett https://t.co/l2SMkPbd9j via @AmazonUK

Perfect bedtime reading because I’ve crammed all the laughs between the covers.

[Patrick Barrett @ShakesCuthbert]

I have a stutter so when I ask for a coca-mocha-latte-grande the mariachi band sings along with me.

[Patrick Barrett @ShakesCuthbert]

Are there queues of Afghans trying to leave now they’ve seen what a weak-minded ineffectual country they have chosen to be rescued by?

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Huh! If I put an alligator in a wheelie-bin, the council would never take it, they’re scared of bubble-wrap. 😂

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@hobbitoncentral Not mulligatawny … it’s still unpronounceable.

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@ConstableChaos Another pumped it over the fence because the gate was shut.

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Just seen Lufthansa flying over on the Battle of Britain anniversary … how times change eh?

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Would anyone care to write a CV for a pigeon?
e.g. “provides weatherproof coating for statues.”

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I suspect that all these space flights are rehearsals for the rich and politicians to escape Earth … shall we have a ‘whip-round?’