Shakespalin

I'm Shakes-P and I'm back from the dead
Chillin' at the beach down at Club Med

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Bieberpalin, like, speaks, and such https://t.co/qu8QW7rXsb

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@VotePalin2016 "Every Palin supporter I know still supports her more than ever !" That you Sen. Murkowski? Sen. Stevens? I stand refudiated.

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BREAKING - #Palin tossed under the bus by #GOP, holds reunion with every neighbor & politico she ever knew. #Palin2016

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#Palin upon malicious knavery dost thou come to start my quiet? Foul-mouthed BigGulp! She again overfloweth onto my disconsolate dictionary

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…with a plan designed by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing.

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Cruz is but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more…

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Word salad days, when I was green in judgment: cold in head, to say as I said then! But, come away; get me Twinkies,Twitter & a ghostwriter!

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I gently don my jellyfish contacts… O, how painful a thing it is to see through her cretiny Paliny eyes.

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"Our vets and debt ceiling there also to not raising it moreover and 2 refudiate fat cats in DC, and cackling rads' *wink* DEATH PANELS!"

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Sandy Rios unhinged: finding tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and gay in everything #vvs13

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Santorum and Sandy Rios speaking @ Values Voter Summit today… clearly Hell is empty and all the devils are here #vv13

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@RIWry77 methinks Rios repressed too much #vv13

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@anamariecox Sandy Rios has a lean and hungry look, she thinks too much; such women are dangerous #vv13

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As they say, when the age is in, the wit is out. Not worth another word, else I'd call him Kinsley.
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Be lion-mettled, proud and give no mind to the poor, the dying kids, the vets, our safety: JohnnyB shall never vanquished be #odetojohnnyb

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@daveweigel My ashes, as the phoenix, bring from Wasilla a bird that will revenge upon the New Jersey senate campaign, and also to.

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To Ted Cruz be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be true to any man. #odetojohnnyb

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Boehnerstern: You moved us idly towards eternity without possibility of reprieve or hope of extrication!
Cruzencrantz: whoops
#gopshutdown

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BREAKING: GOP to offer Obama a clean CR in trade for repeal of 10% tanning bed tax and two hard boiled eggs. #tcot #p2 #obamacare

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GOP's last scene of all is second childishness and mere oblivion, sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything #obamacare #gop