William Shakespeare

Here ye' Here ye',
Tis' thine sweetest bosom of thou't beloved Shakespeare. Thou come'st to bring tidings of laughter and sodomy.

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

Twas' not far, the woes of a drunken whore, who once bore, a loathing set of breast, til' thine no longer had a chest.

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

Ye' slumbered on Shakespeare. I doth be back, bitches.

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

I'm back cunts

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

Here ye' here ye,'
Maidens of the east and west,
Come hither and touch thine breasts,
Tis Christmas eve a time for sex

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

Thou hath not be afraid of what thine future brings, plentiful tight cavities to fill with the sweetest nectar of thine male genitalia

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

Thou has haveth a naught bossumed bitch bouncing upon thine meat sword.

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

Down yonder under ye' genitals between thine bosom I find my gouch blossoming with hair

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

A call out over yonder to thee' loose women shaking thine bosom's for some form of currency on route 40

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

To the window,
To thine wall,
Til' the sweat perspires downward from thine genitalia.

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

Love is sweet,
Love is tender,
Nothing more shall I render,
To be one with thine teet,
To bust a load upon thee' sheets.

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

Thou fairest maiden of the East,
Hath a vaginal stench of yeast,
If she shall perish before sunset,
Let thee' pillage until my death

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bend thee over and fuck with thine rubber

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

No one shall I fear til' Macduff's Wood meet thine tender bosom

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

Thou cannot help but ponder the sweet musk of Lady Macbeth's under garments on a summers eve'

[William Shakespeare @Shakespeare69]

T'was a night of whimsical lust brought upon thine sweetest anal cavity. He hath know not what pleasure he brings. #plundering