ShakespeareFPS

I like to pick things up and put them down 🏋🏽‍♂️| Hiking/Camping 🏕️🏔️| Lorcana player 🐭 | Maybe a little toxic| Your hypeman |Minors do not interact🔞

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@KowboyKyle216 I just really hope that this is actual in game graphics and not a PC rendering.

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Between this and the Halo remake I’m living my best kid life from 25 years ago.

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@nimrod10101 Stop the cap 😂 Cincy is the worst of the three.

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@animun_online Not even a little bit. Yall just like to talk shit on us. It’s like the forced Nickleback hate from the last 15 years. We know it’s a meme. Eventually yall will come around and realize the jokes and insults were baseless.

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This is my first time ever not having a car for a short period of time since I started driving… I do not know how I survived without one. Really wish America had decent public transportation so we aren’t completely reliant on a car in the first place. This shit sucked.

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I genuinely find it hilarious when (conservative) woman on Hinge says “Liberals stay away! I need a real man!” Ah. Yes. Nothing says peak masculinity like believing minorities should be hunted down, gay people shouldn’t have rights, and poor people deserve to be cold and starve.

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@HarlanSweete I don’t think that’s true. I think A) there’s too much choice and no one knows what’s good and B) there’s no support for it so why would anyone sink their time into that instead of Core? It’s a blast. It’s just not supported.

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I’m pretty good at geography. Like I’m not the American you think about when you think of geographic skill… so tell me why at 30 I’m just learning the Galápagos Islands are part of Ecuador and not in Polynesia? I’ve spent my WHOLE LIFE thinking they were in SOUTH EAST ASIA!

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@BradenMTG C. Respectfully fuck the big cities. If you're giving me an all expenses paid 2 weeks off I'm going camping. and I'm either going back to Acadia in Maine, Mt. Rainier in Oregon, or Olympia in Washington.

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@kvwviiju

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There is nothing I hate more than a job application that asks you to attach your resume, attach your LinkedIn URL, & then has the AUDACITY to ask you to FILL OUT YOUR EMPLOYMENT HISTORY. Like I’ll do it. I want the job. But honestly you should have your mother smack you for this.

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@Thekingtech0 Usopp has confirmed observation haki

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On my annual camping trip. Theres fires all around, the smell is intoxicating, someone is playing the violin/fiddle in the distance. I’m comfy and in my tent alone, I have never felt happier. And I don’t have to work this week, like is good,

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Lady’s and Gentleman! Introducing the chocolate starfish!!

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Bu muhteşem Rönesans tablosuna bir isim arıyoruz.

Buna ne ad verirdiniz

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@sonyxperia Is this a belated April fools joke?

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@grovymango Could a 30 y/o slide? (Respectfully of course) 😳

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The second hand embarrassment I’m feeling in my living room could be felt in China.

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Watching the Roast of Kevin Hart after all the clips… I’m 3 people in. It was Usher, Brady, not Shane Gillis. It’s just him commenting on how his jokes are flopping. Blaming their failure on the audience being offended. Except I’m not offended in the slightest. Theyre just mid😂

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@PKMN_twt This account has to be ran by a 12 year old. Over leveling isn’t why they’re easy… and no adult player is using legendaries on their playthrough.

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There’s a new musical going up in the UK for Dark of The Moon…

You’re telling me that a story steeped in deep gothic & Appalachian culture, music, and mysticism is being written by 3 pop song writers and a Hollywood writer with nothing of note on his IMDB?!?

It’s gonna fail.