John Barber

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

My wife leaves milky ways under the couch with hamburger helper wrapped around them!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

When your boys leave you hangin you end up on grove street!!!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

Could John B tweets be making a comeback?!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

You can only meet people so many times and get your dick sucked before .......

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

I want to spray my chocolate punch on your face!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

I take my vitamins and shove the Chips into my poop sack!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

Over here whoppin in Dan's kitchen !

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

You don't die from ghonorea you suffer from it!!!!!!!!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

Trivia crack made me realize women are giant whores!!!!!!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

King Arthur and his trusted friend Mervin!!!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

I'm glad pillows and sheets don't have feelings!!!!!!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

I might get ass sex before a blow job?!!! Is that a question????

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

Smokey is the worst Mexican ever!!!!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

We had a grand worth of men in there.!!!@MrBdevil @TreyBangTheDrum @boss_hoggg

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

You can lay down and poop on the floor if you want. There's a sign that says so!!!@TreyBangTheDrum @MrBdevil @boss_hoggg

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

Kevin sorbo Kevin sorbo, oh my god that's hurcules!!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

@TreyBangTheDrum "I'll give your daughter whiplash"!!!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

I can tenderize my own meat!!!

[John Barber @Shakeweight2]

Its a cafe and lounge!!!!