Dan Shaki

Finally a place on the internet I can channel all my negativity, cynicism, and pessimism. Here's to the future.

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

The two biggest shows in the middle of the country right now are Yellowstone and Yellow-Stallone.

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

How come flat earthers and antivaxxers never have issues with special relativity and quantum mechanics? Those should be way harder to swallow.

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

They should create a senior House and Senate for those who refuse to retire but are too old and out of it to be effective. They could deal with stuff like libraries and stamp prices so they have something to keep them busy in their golden years.

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

I'm an engineer at Twitter. Boss just asked me to cut his food into smaller bites.

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

Riding the Q train to Astoria like it's 2012. Thanks for the throwback @MTA

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

He thinks we're gonna pay for Twitter? We don't pay for porn.

[The Verge @verge]

Elon Musk has discussed putting all of Twitter behind a paywall https://t.co/UmeACGOHgi

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

@Ariel_Comedy There's a button to have it call in to work for you.

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

@BillMwmurray @Ariel_Comedy Pretty sure it's bear - Berenstain bear.

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

So proud of my wife, @Ariel_Comedy. A few weeks ago it was all about the bear can, but she turned it into a positive, making a stellar late night debut. I can't believe it's up to a million views in less than 2 weeks and only resulted in a smattering of hateful insults.

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

Elon should hire those comedy writers who worked on the Bloomberg campaign to help beef up his tweets.

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

@Juiceman76 @Ariel_Comedy Hahaha. Maybe it was a bare can?

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

You can pay $8 a month for a blue check mark or a one time fee of $44 billion.

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

Has anyone called him Troll-on Musk yet?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@StephenKing We need to pay the bills somehow! Twitter cannot rely entirely on advertisers. How about $8?

[Anthony DeVito @AnthonyDeVito_]

New York is so expensive the Giants and Jets have to spilt a stadium in Jersey.

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Here's the set!

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

You said you were, "just going out for a quick walk." You're in LA?!? Why didn't you just tell me.

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Watch @JimmyKimmelLive tonight

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

.@Ariel_Comedy makes her late night debut tonight!

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

Unfortunately they ran out of time for Matt Damon, but check out @Ariel_Comedy on Jimmy Kimmel Live this Monday.

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

Is Yellowstone just cowboy Succession?

[Dan Shaki @ShakiForTheWin]

@DanWilbur Already got food on my phone just looking at it.