GoodShakkar

Tom Cruise Fan.

[GoodShakkar @ShakkarGood]

Tulsidas Ramcharit Manas bolo bhai. Ramananad Sagar ne wahi adapt ki hai. Logo me bhi Ramcharit Manas hi following hai.

[dk @thefilmyyguyy]

You can’t make a proper Valmiki Ramayan adaptation because people just won’t accept it. Ramanand Sagar ji’s version is so deeply rooted in people’s minds that they question anything that doesn’t match it, even if it comes straight from Valmiki Ramayan.

[GoodShakkar @ShakkarGood]

Nice marketing idea for Colin

[Mohan Sinha 🇮🇳 @Mohansinha]

Only in India is Jugaad an interminable part of our lives. My debit card stopped swiping at the grocery store and then the medical store despite numerous attempts.
So, I went to the bank and complained. The manager looked at the card to check for damage, then muttered “no damage.”
Then he smiled wisely and shook his head sideways like had discovered the secret formula to life.
He called the sweeper, “aaho bai, Colin dya.”
Then he sprayed a little Colin on his hanky, vigorously rubbed it on the RFID chip of the card, and announced confidently “it’ll work now.”
And it did.

[GoodShakkar @ShakkarGood]

Garmi solve kar do

[Karan Rajpal @IronyMeter]

Why isn't any startup solving for Indian men's crotch issues? Everywhere I go, I see men scratching their crotches.

What's the cause? Ill fitting underwear? Cheap underwear cloth has issues? Do certain regions have different kind of pubes?

I'm asking because someone has to.

[GoodShakkar @ShakkarGood]

Aapki net worth 23 cr ki hai. Har saal aapne 2.5% jakaat dena hai. Garibo ka bhala ho jayega.

[Asaduddin Owaisi @asadowaisi]

मुझे INDIA गठबंधन की नहीं, बल्कि ग़रीबों की तकलीफ़ की फ़िक्र है। मैं चाहता हूँ कि हर ग़रीब का ख़्वाब पूरा हो और उसे उसका हक़ मिले।

[GoodShakkar @ShakkarGood]

Ek normal process hai. Uspe itni hai tauba kyu?

[Vaibhav @vaibhavluthra]

Police verification for passport renewal? I just can’t wrap my head around it. 🤷‍♂️

Same address. Just a renewal. The applicant has already physically visited the Passport Seva Kendra.

What exactly are we verifying again?

Feels like just another hurdle in an otherwise smooth process. 🫠

[Misal FC 🕊️ @jevlis_kaa]

Gokul election shows how fruad eci and evm is. NDA had 2 MPs, 10 MLAs, 3 ministers and even Fadnavis's involvement, yet couldn’t defeat satej patil in a ballot paper election.

#गोकुळ

[GoodShakkar @ShakkarGood]

@Crazybakchod Infinia....

[GoodShakkar @ShakkarGood]

@Crazybakchod @Swapnil35550095 Western MH inhi co-operative society ke karan abaad hai. Aur Congress (NCP as well which was originally in Congress) ke leaders ne ye co-operative societies ke jariye apni jamini pakad banaye rakhi.

Amit Shah isliye co-operative society ka portfolio apne paas rakha hai

[GoodShakkar @ShakkarGood]

@Crazybakchod @Swapnil35550095 Aise hi Latur ki Manjra sugar co-operative society ka election hota hai

[Nikhil Wath @WathNikhil]

जिस तरह का तमाशा चल रहा था, मैं सोच ही रहा था कि अभी तक आप इन्होंने शांति भंग, यूनिटी, इंटीग्रिटी कैसेट क्यों नहीं बजाई. कोई नहीं, देर आयद, दुरुस्त आयद.
फ्री सलाह - अकाउंट खुद मत चलाइए, किसी प्रोफेशनल को रखिए.

[Swapnil 😎 @Swapnil35550095]

पाटलाम्होरं कुणी नाद करायचा नाही.

The king of Kolhapur Politics 👑🔥

#Gokul #गोकुळ #कोल्हापूर

[ParteekNotPrateek @randomcricfacts]

Shahrukh really undersells himself as a dancer.

The likes of Hrithik and Shahid, they have got better moves. But what SRK and Govinda do in songs is what I classify as dance.
And I prefer dance over moves.

[Supriya Sharma @sharmasupriya]

In drought-hit Maharashtra, thousands working under VB-G RAM G scheme - on paper

On ground, @tabassum_b found no workers at five sites in Beed. Those named on the muster roll were not aware of work orders issued against their names. Nor did they know where their wages were being credited.

https://t.co/EmTSiVE8BQ

[Sandeep Manudhane @sandeep_PT]

Total scam in the name of VB G RAM G

[Pankaj Pachauri @PankajPachauri]

A ‘Ghost Company’ worth Rs 18000 cr in UP?

Uttam Pradesh in all senses !

This should have been reported by all pink papers and business channels.

[Mr. Democratic @MrDemocratic_]

पिछले दिनों दिल्ली में कुछ चुनिंदा पत्रकारों की एक बड़े नेता के साथ मीटिंग हुई थी जिसमें यह चिंता ज़ाहिर की गई कि ‘वोट चोरी’ का मुद्दा अब गाँव - देहात तक पहुँचने लगा है।

इस मुद्दे को डिरेल करने के लिए फिर से परिसीमन बिल की खबरें उन्ही पत्रकारों के सहारे प्लांट की जा रही है जिससे विपक्षी नेताओं को इसी में उलझा दिया जाए।

सच्चाई यह है कि न अभी सरकार के पास परिसीमन बिल को पास करवाने के लिए पर्याप्त नंबर्स हैं न आगे होने की संभावना है, अगर उनके पास नंबर्स की व्यवस्था होती तो अब तक बिल पास हो गया होता।

विपक्ष को पूरा ध्यान ‘वोट चोरी’ और ज्ञानेश पर रखने की ज़रूरत है।

मौजूदा हालत में DMK- NCP तो छोड़िये YSRCP- BJD भी सरकार को सपोर्ट नहीं करेगी।

[GoodShakkar @ShakkarGood]

@NixKaushik @stefdhrhsf Exactly

[JAK 😎 @Dabang_khan5]

ये संघी लोग दीमक की तरह संवैधानिक संस्थानों को अंदर से खोखला कर रहे हैं !!

जनता अगर अब भी नहीं संभली तो इस देश में ना तो संविधान बचेगा और ना ही कोई संवैधानिक संस्था !!

उठो, जागो और संविधान बचाओ 💪💪