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[MOAR Drilling @MOAR_Drilling]

“OIL BALL”

H/T @AdsoOfBelk @_Jason_Dean_ @pacpaxpam

[Real PETE @RealPETE2020]

$123 oil: “just don’t fucking dance.”

[ShaleCo New Hire @ShaleCo_Energy]

Probably some crude trading house during this last week.

#StandWithUkraine️ #EFT #oilprice #Ukraine #Russia #UkraineRussianWar #VolodymyrZelenskyy

[BSB 💣 @StreetBomber]

Put it in the Louvre

[NextWave EFT @NextWaveEFT]

Impact of your free spirit Aunt Susan’s nuclear protests in the 70s:

- Avg 1000 mw reactor generates 7.4 TWH of power/yr

- Coal needed to gen that power would emit ~8 million tons of CO2 per year

x40 years = 320 million tons of CO2

= 68 million cars on the road for 1 yr

👏👏

[Brian Sullivan @SullyCNBC]

JPMorgan strategists coming in hot: dunking on the media over Omicron, saying 'worst case scenarios' being highlighted, Moderna CEO may be wrong and some of the math around transmissibility being tossed around is simply impossible.

[Ben Hunt @EpsilonTheory]

A thread on the lapdog CCP-apologist fucks who run the World Health Organization.

[The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial]

Reporter: "How many barrels of oil does the U.S. consume per day?"

Biden's energy secretary: "I don't have that number in front of me"

[Real PETE @RealPETE2020]

How I imagine the oil show is like rn

[ShaleCo New Hire @ShaleCo_Energy]

Any of you fools at the SPE Permian M&A outlook panel? Thoughts so far?

[ShaleCo New Hire @ShaleCo_Energy]

@_sem_yyc @FracSlap Massive cop-out tbh, “we are cancelling for liability but *wink, wink* we will be at the four seasons and pay for 2 free drinks”

[BSB 💣 @StreetBomber]

See y’all Thursday

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

> Ok how many people do you think are on your jet
>…
> 800 people on your jet?
>…
> Holy f-, holy cow… ok.

[Sankey Research @crudegusher]

WHITE HOUSE SAYS HAS NOT ASKED U. S. OIL PRODUCERS TO INCREASE OUTPUT - RTRS

This is energy policy at its worst @WhiteHouse

We need US energy, not coal-fired forced labor solar panels from China. We need consistent strategy for the US oil & gas industry.

[ShaleCo New Hire @ShaleCo_Energy]

@StreetBomber I mean, Armandos has always been the move on NAPE Thursday. Granted it is public and usually crowded though

[90s Random Consultant @ManchesterUtd81]

What will companies do as prices rise?

[MOAR Drilling @MOAR_Drilling]

FRIDAY MOOD: “IT’S SO GOOD!” 🙌