Shalie💋

I am a woman of choice

[Shalie💋 @Shaliemhull]

Y’all @Sara_CoxRox made this tik tok of me and it needs to be shared with the world because it’s too accurate

[Shalie💋 @Shaliemhull]

@FranchescaRaye I go to sleep with throbbing feet and often wake up with throbbing feet🙃 it’s wonderful

[Shalie💋 @Shaliemhull]

@hgills16 I’ve been told this so many times by so many people and every time I never know how to react, but at this point I just own it

[Shalie💋 @Shaliemhull]

Miley Cyrus’s outfit in the pre game show was more entertaining than The Weekends entire performance

[erika 🍉 @oliviascolmans]

so viola davis got close to 200 pounds to play ma rainey and got in shape again for woman king and nobody talks about it. we all remember how joaquin phoenix was praised for losing weight for joker. sexism much?

[Dylan Hafer @thedylanhafer]

ok but wearing a mask outside when it’s cold and windy kinda slaps

[Shalie💋 @Shaliemhull]

@miz_suz_ I can remember scream singing this on my bed when I was a kid thinking life was so hard.... oh simpler times

[Shalie💋 @Shaliemhull]

@jotaylordim Friends always friends

[Shalie💋 @Shaliemhull]

@miz_suz_ Facts

[Shalie💋 @Shaliemhull]

And this is what we call natural selection. Oh you’re too “masculine” to wear a mask, okay we will not miss you when you’re gone😅

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The perception that wearing masks and following social distancing guidelines are unmanly has carried a destructive cost, some experts who study masculinity and public health say.

Covid-19 has infected more men than women and killed far more of them. https://t.co/ZnvJMVOR2x

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

I low key preferred lockdown to this weird indefinite purgatory we're in now

[iˈlījə @elijahshanx]

I’m crying 😂😂😂

[avayth @avayth1]

i lowkey wanna check on you, but that aint my place anymore

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

the extended cut of Michael falling into the koi pond is the definition of 2020 😭

[Shalie💋 @Shaliemhull]

A little human in the bathroom at a grocery store “mom my diarrhea looks like the devils water”

[Shalie💋 @Shaliemhull]

@Lexxxay_ Do not disrespect the circus like this

[Shalie💋 @Shaliemhull]

@nat_bell21 @TooManyBens Okay but y’all really do have the same facial structure