Shall0w_Hal

how u doin

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Remember when Hoda retired

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When people wear New York or nowhere stuff in Hoboken it just feels like :/

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Sometimes I think I got invited to a lot of weddings as a guest but also as a motivational dancer

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How long could a grown man survive on breast milk?

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The smoothest dance of all time

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a quick breakdown of that Mentos commercial

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@JoeyMulinaro HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

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@taylorswift13 NEED you to grab a high noon next home game. He’s your biggest fan and cmon I KNOW I saw that eras Jean jacket. @stoolpresidente also merch collab request.. would be 🔥📈

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There’s not a single baby in this entire airport without an iPad

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Move in day 2, unpacking the kitchen stuff and Graham just asked dead serious if he could go to the bathroom

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I really think we need Finstas to make a come back. They were good for everyone

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I love watching 2 people do a 1 person job because they have more fun doing it together. I used to get in trouble for this when I was a lifeguard

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Alfred uses his driver on the putting green

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Not to make any fans who didn’t get tix really mad but Jake is going to T-Swift hahahahahahhah

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And he said this so so dead ass serious

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Graham said he thinks if we have baby girl one day she’s gonna be really pretty and he’s worried about her posting her butt on instagram hahahahahahaha

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Ugh I don’t know whether to say hi or hola so I end up saying nothing

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Alfred used to be my passport guy

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We only ride private elevators

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Holding a baby will make ya sweat