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Hard numbers for some of the top @YieldMaxETFs just for kicks and giggles:

$MSTY
• Launched: Mar 2024 @ $20
• Current Price: $19 (-$1)
• Dividends Paid: $39.61
• Yield: 198%
📊 $10K Example
• Bought 500 shares @ $20
• Value: 500 × $19 = $9,500
• Dividends: 500 × $39.61 = $19,805
• Total Return: $29,305
• Net Gain: +193%
👉 Down $1 since launch but nearly doubled your investment just from dividends.

$PLTY
• Launched: Oct 2024 @ $50
• Current Price: $73 (+$23)
• Dividends Paid: $40.90
• Yield: 58.5%
📊 $10K Example
• Bought 200 shares @ $50
• Value: 200 × $73 = $14,600
• Dividends: 200 × $40.90 = $8,180
• Total Return: $22,780
• Net Gain: +127.8%
👉 Strong yield and price growth the best of both worlds.

$HOOY
• Launched: May 2025 @ $50
• Current Price: $69 (+$19)
• Dividends Paid: $16.70
• Yield: 24.3%
📊 $10K Example
• Bought 200 shares @ $50
• Value: 200 × $70 = $14,000
• Dividends: 200 × $16.70 = $3,340
• Total Return: $17,340
• Net Gain: +73.4% (In just over 3 months!)
👉 HOOY’s off to a blazing start, capital gains and yield clicking from day one.

📌 Final Thought
Not all yield is created equal and not all high yield ETFs suffer from “NAV erosion”. If you understand what you’re investing in, these can generate real income and impressive total returns.

Let the numbers speak. 🫡

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🚨 NOW: I regret to inform you, that after TWELVE HOURS of them spewing lies, Hakeem Jeffries and Cory Booker are now SINGING on the Capitol steps

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