Shalwah

I do words for a living

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@kylegriffin1 Gilead….

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Perfect Match on Netflix said “here’s six episodes” and I said “challenge accepted!”

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Oooohkay Sugar, I was rocking with you hard until episode 6. What in the alienation reveal/switcheroo. I’m so confused!

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A Man in Full had one of the best endings of any limited series. I said that with my chest and you will not change my mind

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I’m pretty sure we just had an earthquake in Jersey City. Earth is done y’all

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FINALLY watching Traitors UK and thinking, “Are these ppl super emotional or are Americans just dead inside?”

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Saquon Barkley and Jalen Hurts on the same team 😍😍😍…my hubby may stop being an Eagles fan lol

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Fuck these student loans, my ancestors paid this debt forward!

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Top Boy finale just snatched my soul. This ain’t right

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@VVernard @itsKARY_ You betta muhhhfkn believe it!

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I think my husband thinks that I just wanna go to Target everyday. The truth is…I do

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@amarihanifahh There are so many ways he could’ve communicated with her that didn’t involve hitting her

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Cigarettes? Really? The air is smoky enough, just grab a straw and have at it!

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Affirmative action too? At this point throw the Supreme Court away, that shit is trash!

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A true friend will tell you to scooch your toes back in your sandals before a photo op 🤣

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Sometimes you just wanna take a bath for lunch, but slack just won’t let you be great! 😩

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Pop quiz kids: How much Damson Idris it too much Damson Idris? Truck question — no such thing as too much Damson Idris. I see you Swarm! 👀

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If you haven’t seen @MarlonWayans God loves me on HBOmax I’m sorry for you. I love when comedy is just as smart as it is funny

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So are we just gonna act like @hassanminhaj isn’t no 1 draft pick to host @TheDailyShow? Mmmkay I’ll wait

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It’s official: Fantasia’s “When I See You” is the anthem of the cookout.