Ben Shalz 👍

2x Beyblade regional champ

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Blimey

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I never thought I’d say this but I think I just ate too much pesto.

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The hell you lookin’ at

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Every chick is feening over Miles Teller when this guy exists. Get your priorities straight ladies.

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Bloody hell m8

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Who the hell names their kid Yankee Doodle

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I don’t give a shit about calories. I eat what I want. A calorie is like this small 🤏. I’d kick the dog shit out of a calorie.

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@JerryMJonesJr Tired of what

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These blended cottage cheese tequilas got me feelin some type of way.

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Sup

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Assbutt.

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@SeanKingston I hope you’re having a good Saturday man

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Alright America take a fucking lap what the shizz is going on

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Chowing down on Listerine strips

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Let’s TP a gas station

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She told me put my heart in a bag and nobody gets hurt. That’s a big medical bill I’ll tell ya that much

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Just got followed by Sexy_Sara6969 on instagram. There’s no way this is a fake account guys I think she’s the one.

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I’ve been clicking “Remind me tomorrow” to a software update for about 3 years now. Don’t care

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All these girls just love me for my twang

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@JerryMJonesJr Go get some joe