Mark P

Distracting and annoying on the buzzer

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

@SHerbertso20048 yeah I dunno if we can blame the Triple Crown for Justify's short career

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

When people say changing the Triple Crown would tarnish the legacy of previous winners all can I think is, wait, Justify has a legacy??

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

@hfkzelda

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

We can't make the Preakness a week later because that would ruin the tradition of a race that has been run at this exact time and place for the past *checks notes* zero years

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

Let's not forget the trailblazing achievement by Jose Ortiz: He becomes the first male jockey in history to ride a woman-trained Kentucky Derby winner! #groundbreaker #glassceiling

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

@JadeAlexandra39 Couldn't miss this one! What a result ❤️

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

The winning trainer is a woman?? Wow can't believe the Kentucky Derby has Gone Woke smh

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

@intothefray86 @EJXD2 Yeah I posted a tweet that got 250 likes and I wanted to pull a Costanza and leave on a high note

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

I hope Heaven is more handicapped-accessible than Churchill Downs

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

@EJXD2 @intothefray86 Sept. 12 but who's counting (me😅)

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

They just won't stop!

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

@KeibaKate Were we standing next to each other 😆

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

#VotingIsDead

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

Your favorite Jeopardy champ wants you to vote for Kamala Harris

I also want you to vote for Kamala Harris

Do it for both of us

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

@andyserling He didn't do enough gerrymandering?

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

@GloriousAllianc Thank you!!

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

Can't believe I didn't think of trying that!

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

Typical media, only focusing on racing's negatives! Where are the stories about everyone who went to Santa Anita and didn't get their watches stolen???

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

@BloodHorse I didn't even know who he is 😩

[Mark P @ShamIAmNot]

@ponyace One thing I learned from my (v brief) time is that Jeopardy contestants are actually much more well-versed in sports than the stereotype!

But it still doesn't apply to racing apparently😭