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I'm not a sap, I didn't pay for Twitter. My partner asked me what I wanted for my birthday - guess what I asked for?

...I'm worse than you thought.

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@ChunksOfMayo @askaya Were you happy with the walking zombie in the oval office before the current hog?

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@Bullslayer67661 @askaya It's because they don't want equality and fairness and colourblind thinking. They want division and superiority and revenge.

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@MarshallHenry66 @UKFootyBible Cause English managers sucks balls mate.

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@deyskool @NonsoIgbo @Blue_Footy He'll be fresh, rested and ready for the new season, obviously.

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@IkeagwuPrince @TouchlineX They will. Around 4 years after pigs learn to fly.

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@UDabere @HauhnarMing @OneFootball Your school team would get battered by both and the US womens team, and you know it.

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@MadhavDaha @statmusefc Messi isn't too bad either.

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@emnode @LanieASassyVet @TheTennisLetter So no US athletes should be allowed to participate in anything either right emily?

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@dontannoymem8 @TheAthleticFC Like it or loath it, it's like my grandad once said to me as a kid (RIP): "Money is almost everything and can buy almost anything, but what matters most isn't for sale."

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@TrueGyasi @Junior76000 @josemorgado Ignore these types of tennis fans. They said the same about Murray's slams, when he only really had one easy route to a slam and he was pretty much one of the favourites to win it anyway.

By their logic the big 3 all vultured their first slams with Philappossis, Puerta & Tsonga.

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@doresa0 @DeadlineDayLive Villa are a team on the up, Juve on the way down. It's definitely not their loss, in fact it represents the direction the two teams are headed.

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@lionness20 @JeremiahMM22 @CraftOpinion @chartdata You're borderline Gen X but very early Millennial. 99% of us were not born yet

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@JusticeEther @OfficialFPL This could be both complimentary or insulting depending on the context 😆

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@lifeinsolace @ma1ybe Irony being this is exactly what a paranoid woman would think.

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@Lana_Florea @TouchlineX @NizaarKinsella Oh absolutely. Surprised he didn't get an offer or opportunity to go to one of those clubs yet!

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@Lana_Florea @TouchlineX @NizaarKinsella He can't and will never go Saudi. No alcohol there 😂

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@JonnyRoot_ @rolandgarros She's pretty annoying and her behaviour comes across as effectively racist towards non black people, but it's understandable in her case. Can't have been easy growing up half black half Japanese. People's words can be cruel and hold much more weight in a child than they think.

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@Lullah_Bell @eurostrategist @archer_rs In that case, UK has ALWAYS experienced climate change. Unpredictable weather has been a hot gossip topic at UK offices since Jesus picked up his first hammer.

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@scalyonee1977 @archer_rs What, do you want her to be younger you sicko. Wait what are we doing here again?

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@archer_rs Ahh yes, Dublin. The only safe haven that remains in Europe for Spring.