Sham Kouvaris

Spoof sports journalism in Jax. Once the host 2 News4thJax Sports Second before it was cancelled due to the coronavirus.

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Welp, it has been a good run, Brian Sexton.

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@JagsRealist You obviously don't understand what it's like to be overlooked. Please don't make fun of people on the internet. It isn't nice.

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Coen has two ORs on the depth chart. I'm not a big fan of ORs. If you have two starting RBs, you have no RBs. We already knew that, but why tell everyone else?

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There was a time, when Bobby Bowden was coaching the Seminoles, that the only light needed in the stadium would have been the love for the game. My, things have changed. This power outage is yet another example of what the NIL is doing to CFB.

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@DanHicken1010 @BianchiWrites @GeneFrenette Where's the loyalty to the legends?

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Seeing all of these other reporters get called on today instead of me brings me back to Jaguar origins. In '96, there were 3 reporters in the locker room for the entire season, until the playoffs: me, @DanHicken1010, @BianchiWrites, and the legendary @GeneFrenette.

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In today's presser, it was disappointing to see @JaguarsPR completely disrespect my office and try to not allow my question even though nobody else had a hand up. Good to see @LiamCoen set things right so I wouldn't be silenced once again.

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I heard from my source that new Jags captain @rossmatiscik actually uses girls shampoo. Teammates don't seem to mind.

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Great final question there at the end and great answer. All of the other questions and answers were inadequate.

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Liam Coen speaks to the media.

#DUUUVAL https://t.co/JVpASgn8Pt

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Hearing Gladstone and co are hoping to skirt the NFL rules and hold BTJ and BTJ as one roster spot, like CB/WR Travis Hunter.

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Same logic applies to why we should not sign Will Levis.

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Jags should sign Jake Browning.

So we don’t have to play Jake Browning.

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@Jake6duz You counting Travis Hunter?

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It will be nice to have Travis, Hunter and btj going both sides this season. Also, zero deserves the roster spot and should be our punt returner

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Travis Hunter, not Travis, Hunter

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Is that you, @FitzMagic_14 ?

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What's going on? I thought the Etienne family pronounced it Achanne. Did the Jaguars announcer not get the memo or does Trevor Etienne pronounce it differently somehow?

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@MillikinHu95792 Announcer said Trayvon Martin instead of Travon Walker.

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Welp, it has been a good run, Brian Sexton.

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@greatamerican66 Announcer said Trayvon Martin instead of Travon Walker.

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I have it on a good authority that Brian Sexton has made this mistake--referring to Travon Walker as Trayvon Martin--many times behind closed doors, but never publicly. He has a reminder taped on his announcer stand that says Walker not Martin.

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Taylor for RB1. #nostalgia