ShamelessInChicago

crude and reckless accounts of my behavior and thought processes. real life mean girl is now someone's mom.

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

Being with a guy who doesn't want to get married is like working overtime at a job with no upward mobility. #wtf #marriage #singleforever

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

Had to resort to Twitter to complain about shit bc my lawyer bf advises that I refrain from posting controversial statuses on fb.

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

I'm back bitches.

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

People having their 2nd, 3rd or 4th child... Do you not have student loans? Like how is birth control not an option for you?

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

You can treat me like shit all you want. It won't change the fact that I'm 3-0. #fantasyfootball #hatersgonnahate

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

If my bf would stop proposing shitty trades, that would be great. 👍🏽 #FantasyFootball

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

Goal complete. #check #6figureannualhouseholdincome #finallyblendingintothisneighborhood #stillfeelpoor

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

God. How do people spend 10 years married and I can't even get through a day without wanting to slap the shit out of my boyfriend.

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

Threesomes sounded more appealing in college when I was 20lbs lighter and smoking hot.

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

The bf just asked for anal and a threesome. What took so long?

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

WHY won't my bf show me our sex tale??!? #furious

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

There were too many foreign bitches at my house today. Frfr.

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

Three things that I hate sharing: dresses, boys, and the road. Like who rides bicycles these days?

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

It's Friday. Looks like I'm going to start shit with my bf on purpose, just so we can fight and have hate sex tonight. #adultactivities

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

#bf just got pissed that I was in another Fantasy league with a bunch of guy friends. WTFFFFF.

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

I fucking want this. In my mouth. Right now. https://t.co/Dxtjlhb5zC

[SUNDA @Sunda]

New week, a new lucky $8.88 special! Smoked salmon hand rolls with asparagus, cucumber, pickled radish, wasabi aioli!

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

From DUI's to IUD's, that's how milf's in the Chi werk.

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

What's up with all these blonde chicks dating the ugliest Mexican dudes ever???

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

People need to shut the fuck up about the #Duggar clan. How does anyone find having 19 kids appealing?

[ShamelessInChicago @ShamelessInChi7]

I don't want to keep in touch with stupid people from college.