Samantha Johnson

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

hotdogs are delicious.
that’s all. happy Wednesday.

💃🏼

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

I take my days off alone very seriously. I plan my meals. My beverages throughout the day. My outfit to lounge in. And also make sure I don’t do a whole hell of a lot. Even if I really need to do....a whole hell of a lot.

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@koopiepoopie @MartinaMlikota I APPRECIATE YALL

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

You KNOW you’re THAT mom when your flex is bragging about your daughter staying dry at night while potty training.

It me. I’m that mom. SHE’S A PRO, OKKURRRRRR.

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@MartinaMlikota I can’t wait to see you!!!!! 😭🥰

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@MartinaMlikota YAYYYYYYYYYYYY 😍😭

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@kennaj22 ♥️♥️♥️

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@joshbrorby 😂😂😂😂😂

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@red_heady I’m wearing wool socks right now

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@SSweeney04

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@SSweeney04 I, for one, am not mad about it. It’s what I was expecting 😂😂

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@SSweeney04 Hehehehehehehehehe

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@Dlrock31 Haha she’s smart 😂

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

Charlee trying SO HARD to get apple juice tonight:
C: “I want apple juice.”
M: “no, we can have water.”
C: “I need apple juice? Please?”
M: “no sweetie, we are having water.”
*gets snack and water, goes to room*
Char: “oops, I need to go...get my apple juice. I...forgot it.”

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@LordKunz She almost had me! 😂

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@OLIVIASIM0NSON Do you ever flush your work badge down the toilet, or are you normal?

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@MartinaMlikota Standing

Oh

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

I sang into the lotion bottle after bath time a couple nights ago and Charlee has been using it as a microphone ever since. 😂😂

[Samantha Johnson @ShammieBee]

@joshbrorby @SouthwestDiner Oh yummmmmmm