Sam

Leeds lad who thinks he’s funny

[Sam @ShammyP_]

@Lad_In_Plaid 🤼‍♂️

[Sam @ShammyP_]

Classic @Lad_In_Plaid

[Sam @ShammyP_]

@OfficialFPL @TommyBeans_ 👀

[Sam @ShammyP_]

Anyone with a slam dunk north ticket for sale??

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

"Can't go down Spurs no more. Banned aren't I. Last time I was there for the North London Derby I ended up having a straightener with Aaron Ramsdale. Took his head clean off with a roundhouse kick"

[Sam @ShammyP_]

Greatest match ever hands down

[Sam @ShammyP_]

@benjyo_96 I also owed a friend a drink from the last bar so I’m not happy

[Sam @ShammyP_]

Paid £6.80 for a pint in Newcastle and I will never financially recover from this

[Sam @ShammyP_]

@sheridanamber Alvinos I was foul

[Sam @ShammyP_]

Finished my Christmas wrapping now nice and early as always

[Sam @ShammyP_]

@Lad_In_Plaid @thekeyclubleeds @PixelBars 🤼

[Sam @ShammyP_]

@thekeyclubleeds @Lad_In_Plaid 🤼

[Sam @ShammyP_]

@thekeyclubleeds 🤼

[Sam @ShammyP_]

Highlight of that match was my dog falling asleep and wagging his tail while dreaming

[Sam @ShammyP_]

@TommyBeans_ Look like type of fella who would scran a jaffa and take a swig out of s 2m skittles coke bottle

[Sam @ShammyP_]

Some bloke in the gym changing room just sank a vodka miniature and I’m not sure if that means his workout went well or badly

[Sam @ShammyP_]

Even Microsoft support are patronising me today