Hot Girl Sham 💋

Regular degular shmegular girl from Texas 🤠

[Kat 🎀 @__Katrynaa]

Weed. But the trick is to DJ after you get high.
I promise you will be knocked out.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

some of u didn’t go insane at 15 and it shows

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Accepting the fact that you’re about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience.

[777 @_garrettcharles]

one thing I miss about COVID is you could dm celebrities and be like heyyy and they’d be like hey what’s up .. like they were that bored

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[solé @layxsnv]

A whole lot of yall didn’t get raised like this so I get it‼️

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[seraph @despaird0ll]

i never wear a bra and i smoke too much weed

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Being the girlfriend is temporary, but being the larger-than-life ex that he fumbled is forever.

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

tbh i am the happiest version of myself when i am getting cracked regularly

[Maybe: Fat Booty Latina @lexascending]

This will be my wedding picture.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[N 💕 @nitaaa_x]

I want my boobs sucked while being fingered please 😔💕

[trin @glooomiii]

fun date idea: you go down on me while i online shop with your credit card

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

god forbid a woman just wants to lay in bed all day, smoke weed & do nothing

[Adeeee @Wunmiiberry]

Men that just toss you around in bed instead of asking you to change position>>>>>>

[𓏲ּ𝄢River🩶🥀𝜗𝜚˚⋆ of şħẽðțŵț ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ @stargaze_03]

I’M CRYING 😭😭😭😭

[Media Boyfriend @MediaBoyfriend]

A little girl in Boston went home one day and asked her Nigerian mother if she could change her name to Zoe.

Nobody at school could say Uzoamaka.

Her mother was cooking. She didn't even turn around.

"If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky, Michelangelo, and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka."

That girl kept her name.

Then she went to Hollywood and won three Emmy Awards.

And now the whole world knows exactly how to say Uzoamaka Aduba.

Your name is not a burden. It's a prophecy.

[yass ❯❯❯❯❯ @payno_foreever]

“it’s just a phase”

me at 70:

[Adeeee @Wunmiiberry]

Masturbating with a full bladder so the orgasm hit a lil harder>>>>>>