Shams Kafka

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#IAMLIAR Playboi Carti is a liar

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@RyanNice hard ngl

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thanks to @cs2100

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@HentschelDelete @danghentschel this being deleted is so funny

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Well, I feel terrible. I just found out the man I punched wasn’t homeless.

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I made the mistake of assuming that my friends understood me well enough to not let one word that I said while drunk change their entire perception of who I am

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

6 months since I rescued Bunky from an unhoused person ❤️

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

“Ooh— Ahh. How pretty.”

Give me a break.

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Okay service workers.

You want to be treated like people?

It goes both ways.

Spare me the fake laughs-- and the phony smiles.

Stop pretending you give a shit about me.

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Hey parents.

Instead of sitting down with your screaming kid at the table next to me—

Why don’t you just have your husband shoot his wad directly on my face?

Since he forgot the first time.

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

I don't hate poor people.

I hate people who are dirty, and disgusting.

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

I want to make an important distinction.

A pedophile is defined as a person who is sexually attracted to children.

Honestly? I wasn’t that into the minor I was messaging. I was depressed, and afraid of being alone.

I would’ve messaged Bugs Bunny if he made himself available.

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@nfr_podcast Tryna steal Abel's clout

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@Madmaddingcrowd @matildae22 mdma activites

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@randmc06 @jennerationnext you ever been in love and felt like you were being entranced, like you couldn't control yourself?

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@skinnyprinsess I just did a rough google and it seems like the left is >500 cals which is absurd! Volume eating is crazy, fruit is crazy. what passes as food in grocery stores is crazy

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@nfr_podcast dogshit record

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@jennasarahh DROGAS Wave one of the best albums ever made