Shannon Towle

Giants, Sharks, Niners, Stanford. That's all you need to know.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@sunfuninthesand @jaketapper Except you only called out the Democratic Party. Republicans do the same thing. That's my point. And my problem.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@sunfuninthesand @jaketapper How quickly you forget Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert booing at Biden during his speech. Try again, without being hypocritical.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@KyleBrandt If Jalen Hurts can squat a small car and the Eagles O-line is stronger than the opponent's D-line, why does he need a push? If the offense can push the ball carrier from behind, why is the defense not allowed to push a would-be tackler? I just want consistency.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@Espngreeny Do Tim and D-Wood realize they are actually making the argument in favor of banning the Tush Push? If the O-line is mauling people and the QB can squat 600+ lbs, why does anyone need to be pushing from behind? I think they call that a QB sneak.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@elonmusk @TRobinsonNewEra Go fuck yourself.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@ESPNFantasy @FieldYates @MikeClayNFL @Stephania_ESPN @damienwoody I have Chase as my #1 WR, but I need to fill my other spot and Flex with 2 of the following 4- D. Smith, R. Rice, Flowers or McLaurin. Thoughts? #FFNOW

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@MaioccoNBCS Any chance that 49ers-Bengals in 2 weeks gets flexed to Sunday Night Football?

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

Fuck everyone.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@RexChapman The owner is petty as hell. That's partly why Jon Miller works for the Giants now.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@elonmusk Pretty sure you don't understand what irony is. It isn't having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@TravisAllen02 Hate to break it to you, but this is not a 1A violation. The 1A says "Congress shall make no law", in other words, the government can't arrest you for a Tweet they don't like. Is it government censorship? Absolutely. But censorship and violating the 1A are not always the same.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@DraftKings Barry Bonds.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@ESPNFantasy @Stephania_ESPN @FieldYates @MatthewBerryTMR Playing for the championship today and need to replace Antonio Gibson. Do I go with J. Patterson, B. Scott or R. Stevenson? #FFNow

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

#Reno911

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

The 2020 draft super special was my 1st foray into this ride. Helluva way to start. #PMSFANDUELFAMILY @PatMcAfeeShow

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@tweetsbycarson @minakimes @SarahSpain Same with Elizabeth Banks.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@cryptocom What's next is it losing nearly 40% in a month. It's a scam product.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@yay_yee Or again, maybe fans shouldn't throw shit at players.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@yay_yee And your solution is to tell players not to celebrate in front of opposing fans? Seems like that's blaming the victim.

[Shannon Towle @ShanManCA]

@yay_yee Maybe fans (of any team or country) shouldn't throw shit at players.