Shanan Gibson

Congrats! You found my personal Twitter account.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Shout out to all the workers at Twitter. You all built a vital place for connection and deserved so much better.

Millions of people appreciate the space you built and the hard work that went into it. Thank you 💙

[John Bull @garius]

Finally, a wonderful tip from a few of my followers there and here was that you can make your Mastodon 'home' look (and function) like Tweetdeck!

It's under preferences, appearance, 'advanced'.

Bloody ace.

[Celia Richardson @CeliaRichards0n]

I just learned George Bernard Shaw called his writer’s hut ‘London’ so his maid could truthfully say ‘I’m afraid he’s in London’ to would-be interruptors. Am going to name the box room where I work in my London home ‘Swindon’, so husband can similarly ward off my kids.

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

'Explain what you mean by Woke & then we can have the conversation'. Incredibly put by @RakieAyola.
This should be the response to every commentator, Journalist & MP who've become far too comfortable throwing the Term 'Woke' into every one of their dog whistle opinions

[Melanie Lynskey @melanielynskey]

“Skeletons are in us”, my daughter whispered to me at 5:53am

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Update: People can no longer buy, sell, or transfer handguns within Canada – and they cannot bring newly acquired handguns into the country.

[Emma Court @emmarcourt]

NYC is limiting the hours when trash is taken out because of issues with rats, and it's genuinely hard to pick a favorite quote from today's presser

Pick your fighter:

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

The man stood in front of me in this queue just Shazamed the song that’s playing in the shop and I need to tell you all immediately because the song that’s playing is Mr Brightside!!!!!!

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

The shirt makes a really good point. #VOTE

[Leif Bersweden @LeifBersweden]

I pocket acorns as I walk. I recently emptied the contents of my coat and the autumnal diversity is just 😮‍💨🤌

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

I was recently on a flight to Charlotte, and when the flight landed two women, one Black one white, got into an argument after bumping into one another in the aisle. When they got off the plane, the white woman turned to the Black woman, red with anger, and called her the n-word.

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Hi i work for twitter 👋 Friendly reminder that one of the rules on here is that you can't go death con 3 on Jewish People. Thank you and have a nice day 🙏

[Andy Gibson 💭 @gandy]

Happy #WorldMentalHealthDay!

[Cheryl Clark @Cheryl__79]

Well done @Tesco and @stjohnambulance. Fantastic innovation printed onto baby vests. #babyCPR.

[Lauryn Ipsum @LaurynIpsum]

For everyone following me for unhinged Victorian greeting cards—gather your gourds.

It’s coming.
🎃

[John McCarthy @JohnGeeMcCarthy]

This week. I hit my lowest culinary point after a couple of cans.

In Glasgow, there's a pizza vending machine, in the wall of an abandoned shop.

It's a curious thing.

It MUST be bad. But how bad??? Let's find out.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Newspapers keep people informed, hold governments accountable, and help protect democracy. These are not small tasks. This #NationalNewspaperWeek, let’s celebrate these #ChampionsOfTheTruth for providing Canadians with reliable and credible information. Thank you.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I was today years old when I realized the top shelf in the dishwasher can be lowered 😳

[trash jones @jzux]

chicago-style pizza implies the existence of AP style pizza