Shan

Where are the Illenials and Nobodies?

Stay Vibrant. (⬆️85%)

[Shan @Shananagans303]

I followed up my 5 mile run with a shot of tequila and I can't decide if its a new high or new low. TBD

[Shan @Shananagans303]

I love Gen Z in the workforce bc instead of pinging me like "hey how's it going?", they send me things like "I have meh news" with no intro.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy 1st birthday to little blue penguin, Meatloaf! 🎉

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

The electric vehicles we want, Joe.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.

[Shan @Shananagans303]

@ItsYaBoyERQ 😮 game changer!

[Shan @Shananagans303]

Patiently waiting on a Spotify incognito mode

[Stephanie Insley Hershinow @S_Insley_H]

Listening to a dad in this coffee shop explain to a ~4yo that Darth Vader was “a man with a lot of big feelings who didn’t have anyone to help him express them the right way.”

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

One guy’s business plan for a $44 billion over-leveraged purchase is apparently to run around and individually ask people for $8.

Remember that next time you question yourself or your qualifications.

[trash jones @jzux]

your late 20s are funny because your friends are either having an identity crisis or a wedding. some are having both

[Shan @Shananagans303]

Well stated

[Scorto @ScortoCast]

Horrible things on my timeline these past few days, lots of women rightfully make their voices heard and while we listen to them, I'd like my fellow men to also listen to Daniel Sloss. Not being a rapist solves nothing. Be a positive influence on your boys. Call out misogynistic-

[ILLENIUM @ILLENIUM]

NEW… ALBUM 👀

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

end result of my war on lawns. 2016 ➡️ 2022

[li. 🌸 @canicuIa]

anyone else address their pets as sir/ma’am but not as in a term of respect but more like, a buffet employee frantically trying to stop a customer from grabbing food with their bare hands?

[Kwan Ann Tan | 陈冠安 @KwanAnnTan]

Constantly amazed by the number of men that walk around the city with no bags. Just going to work raw. Walking out the door with no emergency tissue or painkillers. Just them and their hands in their pockets against the world

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

Lake Superior Day is Sunday!

Here is what I would like for my special day:

- Fresh flowers
- Bottle of sauvignon blanc
- San-nakji
- Dark chocolate
- Deep tissue massage
- Beach cleaning gatherings
- Bans on microplastics

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Well, if he comes here tell him to wear Kevlar.

[Shan @Shananagans303]

The "hey baby how you doing"

To the "you fucking white bitch, look at me when I talk to you, fucking piece of trash"

Pipeline is getting real old

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

This lake vehemently stands with women having the right to choose.