Shannon Bishoff

Much too good for children

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

If I ever go missing, the first person to realize will absolutely be Larry, the guy that delivers me wine

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

Million Dollar idea: earbuds…but used for eavesdropping

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

I don’t understand who the “drop-waist” is for… it’s doesn’t look good on anyone!! WHO DESIGNED THIS?!

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

@aanaiman asshole. I need to talk to you about something important.

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

https://t.co/Y7DJzWJJMi #cameo

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

lol at me hyping EVERYONE to text their exes this weekend 😂 I’m pure chaos but making others crazy, helps normalize my behavior

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

I think we need to go back to shaming people for plastic surgery… everyone looks exactly the same now

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

Nothing is more unsettling than using a guy’s legal name in the group text…. Absolutely no one will know who you are talking about

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

I’m prepared to bet a crazy amount of money that Taylor Swift won’t re-release Reputation until her an Travis break up

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

I still have pictures of me and my ex…not because I miss him, but as a reminder that I never want to be that weak again

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

This👏🏼is👏🏼scripted👏🏼

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

A plot of land, THAT big, not inhabited in 2010 and left untouched for so long?…bullshit.

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

I’m about 2 minutes in to watching Lost for the first time…still don’t understand how they were lost for 6 season…

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

DIY Love Is Blind: I’m going to open my window, but close my blinds and try to talk to people as they walk by

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

No no no… we need to talk about that Detroit mascot… da fuck?!

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

I’ve been so intentionally defiant at work lately that I now have to prove to my bosses when I’m not being defiant but actually wasn’t given the information 😅

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

Happy first snow day of 2025…anyone else spend the morning on bumble to find someone to shovel your snow?

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

Did anyone else forget that the flu was I thing?… I tested negative for covid but was like “I don’t understand, what else could it be??”…

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

My favorite bit is to say something truly out of pocket and then saying “let’s discuss”

[Shannon Bishoff @Shananigans92]

I miss emo hair