Shalane Cohen

small town girl turned city liver, bean counter, wife and Izzy mother, straight shooter, music and book lover, Redskins cheerleader

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

@emjdahlgren @McDonalds @hailyeadc it could have been worse……

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

omg…….. glad i turned this over before i took any more bites……this is disgusting @McDonalds

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

@Starbucks yesterday I waited for 30 minutes AFTER my order was estimated to be ready. please figure out a way to update estimates on mobile orders or train baristas on when to shut down Mobile ordering when they get backed up due to higher than normal volumes.

[Kaitlyn Schiess @KaitlynSchiess]

The idea that America has been systematically racist is an idea entirely compatible with Scripture’s depiction of sin and human communities.

But it is entirely incompatible with the story America tells of itself.

And a lot of Christians have believed America instead.

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

@m_welliver16 @steelers It’s like they saw your tweet and are trying to validate your sentiments

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

@oldelpaso we love your stand n stuff taco shells but continually experience stale shells despite consuming prior to use by date. Tonight’s were best by Jan 2021 and were awful.

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

The moderator should have the ability to turn off the microphone for the candidate who doesn’t have the floor. #Debates2020

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

This is amazing.

[Tim Scott @hellotimscott]

Getting to know our delivery guys. #TigerKing

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

U.S. tax filing deadline has been pushed back from April 15 to July 15, Treasury Department says https://t.co/9KGOqBnhVw

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

@FFHitman @hailyeadc

[Host David Spade @BACHELORNATlON]

a moment of silence for the Peters of Bachelor Nation. we see you. we appreciate you. we love you
#TheBacheloretteFinale
#TheBachelorette

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

@hailyeadc

[BachShitCray @Bach_ShitCray]

I’m going to confess something. I’m not into Tyler. #thebachelorette

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

Congrats to Janice Snyder for her nomination for business woman of the year #bwf @mckonlyasbury

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

@hailyeadc

[Desiree Siegfried @DesHartsock]

Remember when we would sleep in, binge watch a tv series & do whatever we wanted?! Yeah, me neither. #parenthood #momlife #rememberwhen

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

@PapaHoff @cdhoffner That is so gross. How you feeling today?

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

@Lincee I say Pacey

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

I love @ChickfilA but o think their sandwiches would be even better on @potatorolls

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

@hailyeadc because he sucks at announcing

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Breaking: Jason Witten is leaving the Monday Night Football booth to come out of retirement for the Cowboys

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

This was so me last night!

[BachShitCray @Bach_ShitCray]

Anyone else have to constantly remind themselves to pay attention during #Superbowl commercials? I spend the other 364 days zoning out during commercial breaks.

[Shalane Cohen @Shanaynae]

You aren’t the only one @hailyeadc

[Kevin Wendt @kevin_c_wendt]

I get it a lot. But I don’t see it.