Shandon Fowler

(he/him) Founder, Four8 Insights (bentech). Author, The Groom's Instruction Manual. Pragmatic progressive. Dad joker. "What a dork." -Bomani Jones

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The only difference between emo and hair metal is self-esteem.

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Me: YOUR FATHER IS HOME FROM THE FISHING GROUNDS, MY FAMILY. LET US COME ADORE HIM.

Narrator: He was at a hotel with a harbor view, eating catered food, drinking Diet Coke and staring at slides all week.

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@likaluca We are in agreement.

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Licorice Pizza. What a fucking movie.

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Bosch: Legacy? C,mon, they could have done so much more with the name. Off the Beat. Bosch, P.I. The Boschford Files. Harry.

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I’m choosing to feel proud that the 15 years of utter nonsense I’ve contributed to this platform played a small part in separating Elon Musk from $44 billion on which he will never possibly see a return.

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@clhubes The Good Place

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Wife: 🙄 You’re so strange selling our used stuff on Marketplace.

Me: I just made $1,200 on four things.

Wife: I’ll be in the attic.

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@likaluca He really shows his own elitist ass by referring to The Atlantic. "I am one of you, common people, not some truffle-eating dimestore George Plympton gallivanting with the Monaco royal family mondieu!"

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@profgalloway @SEC Maybe he just realized that board members don’t just eat from passed plates once per quarter. https://t.co/AM2SL46JPj

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@rebeccamakkai “Charlemagne got christened/
The Year of the Rabbit/
He can have it/
She’s my only Holy Empress/
In a black dress/
Man I confess/
Kim, I shoulda listened,”
sang Kanye, in his latest cringey Insta love poem trying to win Kardashian back from Pete Davidson.

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I was yesterday years old when I realized that the “key” in key lime pie refers to Key West, which claims domain of its creation. I was today years old when I read that key lime pie was actually invented in…[checks Internet]…New York City? https://t.co/BaCQXduVrW

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Sometimes I feel like my wife and I think we’re giving our kids a fun and atypical childhood and sometimes I think that our kids are going to write memoirs that say we’re lunatics.

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@cranberryperson Moran

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For how many years do we let airlines say they’re experiencing higher-than-normal wait times to talk to a human before it becomes false advertising?

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My theory is that every millennial saw an episode of Blue’s Clues way too old and that’s why they are the way they are.

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Just out here teaching my mom outdated slang.

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Why even be a hotel in the ‘20s if you can’t get your WiFi right?

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HR, HCM and employer benefits followers: Does anyone have a newish version of an ecosystem slide, with all of the little logos and organized by area—HRIS, ERP, TA, workforce management, learning, benefits, etc.?