Shandler The Shark

Here by unpopular demand // no rp // furries, NASCAR, and hockey - better get ready for a wild mix // I'm just here to be me, don't care about optics // 🔞

[Shandler The Shark @ShandyShark]

what a terrible day for rain...

[Shandler The Shark @ShandyShark]

@SunkinEmpire what else are we supposed to do with cuties like these?~

[Shandler The Shark @ShandyShark]

@learning_yohei Florida is the only place on the planet where Alligators and Crocodiles naturally exist in the same ecosystem. Also, off the shores of the state is nearly $2 trillion in sunken treasure from various pirate and cargo ships sunk over centuries.

[Shandler The Shark @ShandyShark]

@SunkinEmpire try to seduce him in the shower, "cleaning" him real good~

[Shandler The Shark @ShandyShark]

@S1apSh0es @FreddyLA7 dude their fudge goes unreasonably hard too

[Shandler The Shark @ShandyShark]

@SunkinEmpire with a big round belly to keep her buoyant in the water

[Serarel @SerarelDeer]

Fat chance

[Kdon 🤌🏻 @kdon116]

Racetrack traditions…

-Indianapolis: Sings a beautiful song before the race
-Charlotte: Honors our fallen heroes
-Daytona: Air show from the Thunderbirds

Gateway:

[Cool Guy™ 🌈✞🌛 @ChurchOfMoons]

Call of Duty fans used to call Halo "gaylo" and Halo fans used to make fun of COD for getting worse every year and Star Wars fans used to call Star Trek lame while Trekkies called Star Wars slop and now both sides of both just mourn the Century of Humiliation for all four

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

You may rub my belly :3

[Shandler The Shark @ShandyShark]

@MarkedMute @LunaAlphaLilita you say that as if it wouldn't genuinely be a phenomenal gameplay style

[Shandler The Shark @ShandyShark]

@lexibowden_ @FOX5Atlanta genuinely, I'm not even saying this just because of who designed it, this looks honestly amazing. There's something exceptionally charming about that style of design, and it helps the colors look really good together. that'll be fabulous under the lights

[Enthef @Enthef]

@fireimages

[nascarman @nascarman_rr]

Michigan 2018: 220 mph entering turn one. Speeds so fast, they literally blew small children off their feet

[Vers la Patrie ⚜️et plus loin encore⚜️ @GesnerIV]

@no_one_quits

[TORCH @torchindustry]

2023 throwback
Company (yellow) goes bankrupt
Fuck it let’s make a fucking snake they can’t fire us if we don’t have a job lmao

[Shandler The Shark @ShandyShark]

@SunkinEmpire "Then it sounds like I'm going to be here all night too~" she replies in kind