Shane&Dalton

Comedy, Horror, Cars, Music, Lyrics, Movies, Food, Fishing and Driving. Hobbies also include being poor. Also, Rutter's!!!!!!

[Shane&Dalton @ShaneAndDalton]

Don't let that burger swim its way up to your heart and give you a heart attack

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Shane got a new car. 2018 Dodge Challenger. Could Dalton possibly have a new car soon too?

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*Shane and Dalton watching fireworks*

Shane: "Someone must've won a Super Mario level"

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Deadpool 2=Hilarious
Hereditary=How did someone make something so boring? I was more scared by people coughing in the crowd than the movie.

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Shane: "the speed limit is 35"
Dalton: "So what you're telling me is to go 40"
Shane: "Yup" 😆

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We're lost.Well we just came from the north. *Shane turns south* Dalton: That would be back the way we came.Shane: We sure don't want that 😆

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Both want Rutter's, both are okay with McDonald's.*Mean game of Rock Paper Scissors insues* McDonald's wins. Shane: We're going to Rutters 😂

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Dalton: "I just take whatever spices I find in the cupboard and throw it in there and it magically tastes delicious"
Shane: "I'm scared"

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How many ducks did you have to kill to make that duck sauce?

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Weatherman Dalton Forbes weather report :

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*Dalton drives over bump* Shane: "Can we go back? I lost my spine somewhere"

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"Ran over a stick and lost half my car"

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"20 years old now. Can feel my feet beginning to fossilize."

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"Smell that sewer? That'll be appetizing when we're walking out of here with food"

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Death Wish is an epic revenge movie. Would watch again

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"What's that word?....I can almost taste it...Civilization!" "It tastes like civilization?" 🤣🤣🤣

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When you have to repeat yourself to Siri over and over again and you accidentally say "Hey Honda" instead of "Hey Siri"

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"When I was younger and I used to pork" *laughter insues*...."When i was younger and I used to PUKE"