Shane Augustus

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

What if politicians had to wear the logos of the companies that own them, like NASCAR?

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

I wonder what Mavis Beacon is up to right now.

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

@ohhenryTOTFC @WorldWideWob Chet’s a joke compared to Vic

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

@LivingLikeLay_ @WorldWideWob Lmaooooo

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

There’s gonna be so many baddies at my funeral.

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

If you’re an artist, as long as you’re being authentic to one’s self, you don’t have to find your style, your style will find you.

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

So check it… A Vietnamese/Jamaican fusion restaurant called “Vietnyam”

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

Jesus knows your cum face.

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

How much does it cost to have Maxwell sing “Fortunate” for the first dance at your wedding?

[Ben Stinar @BenStinar]

We were stripped of Derrick Rose .. so the basketball powers gave us Ja Morant

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

Vote for me, and I promise to ban all babies from flying the red-eye. #SHANE2024 🇺🇸

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

@onlytaron @WorldWideWob You’re smoking fentanyl laced crack.

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

@DanTr3_ @WorldWideWob All you’re doing with this is proving his greatness with this number chart. He went CRAZY against all those teams but lost because of team chemistry issues. Lakers are also just ONE win away from 5th place. You asshole don’t know anything about basketball.

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

What’s the opposite of “grand rising”? Like, how do you losers say good night?

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

Soul food? You mean The Slave Diet?

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

@classicera_LA @ehnyay @IanJSpalding @MikeSington Fuck*…. She doesn’t even deserve the alternate family friendly spelling 😂

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

Protect Naomi at all cost.

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

My personal approach to health: I use science for the diagnosis but nature for the cure

[Shane Augustus @ShaneAugustus]

I need an assistant who also has an assistant.