high cooking ftw

stoner, cook, doing my best to be a good human being.

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

Didn't come to London to get drunk on sushi but here we are.

[high cooking ftw @ShaneBobier]

I need all the dogs. Or at least another one

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

🍦

[high cooking ftw @ShaneBobier]

Why are they called red onions when they are purple?

[thissongissick @thissongissick_]

.@G_Eazy releases 3 brand new songs "Oh Well", "Running" and "You Got Me"! http://t.co/e7vJWEfGNu

[FREE BREAD @FREEBREADINTL]

.@G_Eazy - "Oh Well" prod by @illmindPRODUCER & @CRAndersson
Peep the newest track here:
http://t.co/ptCOSxxp4r

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Wake n bake

[high cooking ftw @ShaneBobier]

This seems horribly redundant

[high cooking ftw @ShaneBobier]

Why don't they have straws in diner coffee in the am? They should know you're hungover. You're at a diner

[high cooking ftw @ShaneBobier]

Watching Doug dynasty while ripping my favorite bong

[high cooking ftw @ShaneBobier]

@JalynJacobi just checked out its cold, that shit is awesome man, I'm adding you to my smoking playlist for sure

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

Does the name Blackhawks offend Native Americans, African Americans and birds of prey?

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People like me shouldn't be allowed around fireworks

[high cooking ftw @ShaneBobier]

Dear morning people,
How the fuck do you pull this shit off?

[high cooking ftw @ShaneBobier]

Is it bad that free shift drinks are the reason I work food service?

[high cooking ftw @ShaneBobier]

@DougBenson are you coming back to the traverse city winter comedy festival agin this year?

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Use my no. qfx05022 &
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[high cooking ftw @ShaneBobier]

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[high cooking ftw @ShaneBobier]

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