Shane Ham

hello future employers

[Shane Ham @shanehthebrain]

@ChiCriminalLaw I’m in the building. Where are you getting this info

[University of Michigan @UMich]

UM EAlert Ann Arbor: Active shooter in Mason Hall . Run, hide, fight. https://t.co/NofE7JP8yS. https://t.co/03ZOte5ylP

[John Dingell @JohnDingell]

The Lovely Deborah is insisting I rest and stay off here, but after long negotiations we've worked out a deal where she'll keep up with Twitter for me as I dictate the messages. I want to thank you all for your incredibly kind words and prayers. You're not done with me just yet.

[Shane Ham @shanehthebrain]

Can’t for the the recession to start as I walk across the stage during commencement

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A design of our Steel Slat Barrier which is totally effective while at the same time beautiful!

[Shane Ham @shanehthebrain]

@jaxon_flaxon trumpet fam for life tho

[Shane Ham @shanehthebrain]

@jaxon_flaxon this is so so so so wrong jack. so wrong

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

106 years ago today.

[Chase Cook (The tiels are Poe and Stanley) @chaseacook]

I can tell you this: We are putting out a damn paper tomorrow.

[Shane Ham @shanehthebrain]

I am changing my allegiance this World Cup to Mexico

[Shane Ham @shanehthebrain]

relevant again https://t.co/kJ7IsiL9DA

[Ali Watkins @AliWatkins]

Wow. Boston Globe front today is something else.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump concludes @foxandfriends interview by screaming about conflicts of interest on Robert Mueller's team, and promising to meddle more aggressively in the Department of Justice going forward.

[CNN @CNN]

Ex-FBI Director James Comey: “I honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don’t know whether the current President of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013. It’s possible, but I don’t know” https://t.co/x2m2Uar0yR

[Shane Ham @shanehthebrain]

@16Kyassir You might disagree if you were 14 again

[Keiichi Matsuda @keiichiban]

Introducing Virtual Wearables

[Coinbase 🛡️ @coinbase]

We’re excited to announce our intention to support the Ethereum ERC20 technical standard for Coinbase in the coming months.

We are not announcing support for any specific assets today.

https://t.co/glAjG42tZD

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Due to tomorrow's snowstorm, all @NYCSchools will be closed on Wednesday, March 21st.

[Shane Ham @shanehthebrain]

@SethStancroff you wouldn’t do that to me tho right

[NYU Campus Safety @NYUCampusSafety]

.@nyuniversity will close at 2:30 p.m. Wednesday due to the winter storm. All evening classes and activities are canceled. For more info and updates as they become available, please visit https://t.co/Vp9R7VLK3X. #SafeNYU

[Coinbase 🛡️ @coinbase]

Announcing Coinbase Index Fund

https://t.co/ca98IKrzUv