Shane Haley

Cat Owner • Platypus Denier 🎮🧀🏒 👕•VIP•TM (they/them)

[Alex @dubsa98]

Living in Chicago during the summer is exactly what Americans romanticize living in Europe is like

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

Missouri is the only US state to border the same number of states as it has letters in its name

[mattan bk @mbernerkaccount]

“my bagels Jewish” is the best thing PR we’ve had in years

[Shane Haley @ShaneHaleyPhoto]

#pokemongofest2026

[Paras Chopra @paraschopra]

Ok, so I learned that these are called phonesthemes :)

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Shrek, a new Dreamworks comedy satire film starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz, premieres in theaters.

[baseball enjoyer 3000 @TheNotoriousHRT]

i think this is a fair practice given that tipping culture isn't going to be solved in the next 2 months and European tourists are fucking assholes

[Shane Haley @ShaneHaleyPhoto]

How I feel about spending so long with a man after he tells me "loving you comes with... complications"

[Shane Haley @ShaneHaleyPhoto]

So scary!! What're they doing to us?! Forcing us to live within a diverse, melting pot of a country?! ���

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

Bilingual label for orange juice… in a language understood by fewer than 1% of Americans?

@CocaCola this is so odd.

[Shane Haley @ShaneHaleyPhoto]

Did I give too much of myself or did too much get taken from me?

Why am I suddenly remembering nights from my childhood I’d completely forgotten?

[Shane Haley @ShaneHaleyPhoto]

Genuinely never felt more taken advantage of in my entire life than everything that’s happened in the last year and a half. I think there’s just nothing left of me anymore

[ratz 🐀 @hom0emo_]

hey guys important especially if you live in a state where abortion is already hard to get access too. theres websites like redstateaccess , heyjane, and plancpills where you can access mifepristone through the mail. even if you arent at risk of pregnancy, get some just incase

[Shane Haley @ShaneHaleyPhoto]

Never felt so emotionally or physically sick in my life

[Shane Haley @ShaneHaleyPhoto]

I talked to my rapist after the fact about how what happened wasn't consensual, bc OF COURSE he didn't MEAN to ignore my repeated "No"s

[Shane Haley @ShaneHaleyPhoto]

Psshhh, yeah i have trust issues, i continually believe people mean well even after time and time again they show me otherwise

[Shane Haley @ShaneHaleyPhoto]

you can tell me you're a compulsive liar and i'll still believe every word you say

[Shane Haley @ShaneHaleyPhoto]

Last year I kept saying I was having the worst year of my life (I was), 2026 is like some sort of cruel joke on me

[Shane Haley @ShaneHaleyPhoto]

Been on the waitlist for 6.5 years for a therapist... moved to another country not even 4 weeks ago and i just get a call there's finally someone available.........

[mau @rllydu]

explain it to me like i’m 30

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Men hiding the fact that they’re conservative and pursuing liberal women is a form of coercion.