Shane Allen

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[Shane Allen @ShaneJokes]

Nick Tahoes messed up when he chose Mac Salad and Home Fries. The rookie forms of both macaroni and potatoes.

If he picked mac'n'cheese and tater tots as the base of Garbage Plates Rochester would still be a relevant city.

DON'T @ ME. I KNOW I'M RIGHT.

[Shane Allen @ShaneJokes]

“This Is For #3” Says Bills Fan Sneaking A Dildo Into Highmark Stadium https://t.co/vQtyy53snk

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Webster Dad With No Medical Experience Knows “Exactly What Happened to Damar” https://t.co/xdCFWcHHTe

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Penfield Mom Boils Her Families Bottled Water “Just to Be Safe” https://t.co/oHGhSaGnhl

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RG&E Places Christmas Rebates at the Top of the Liberty Pole, Hundreds Injured https://t.co/QgAFqQPGAQ

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NFL Statement: “Bills Fans That Hit Players With Snowballs Will Have to Tryout for Jets QB Position” https://t.co/zA5Nc98fx0

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Highmark Stadium Field Sprinkled With Blue Cheese Crumbles in Preparation for Bills Game https://t.co/zb1jJNaH5d

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They're honestly better than inheritance...

#TrumpNFT #TrumpNFTs

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“Elbow Donations” Overtakes Viagra as Most Discussed Topic With Doctors With Western NY Men https://t.co/MIuS2dB4i3

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@MarkMaira This looks like every party I went to in college

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The Innerloop Blog’s Roast Battle https://t.co/JQyZfEHSuy

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Local Man Haggling At The Rochester Public Market Manages To Save 35¢ https://t.co/w7u52sCkNG

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It's been a hot minute since a Raiders WR has committed a crime so it's nice to see them get back on track with a casual assault of some random guy

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

Davante Adams was frustrated after the loss 😳

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

If Shane and I ever end up on the radio together again we’re naming the show Kimberly and Beck

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@NathanPStrauss You're right man. This statement is as outrageous as it's incorrect. Hockey guys are ugly as hell.

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Brighton Woman Misquotes Commercial Jingle, Gets Disowned By Family https://t.co/dIgccHvu0X

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Irondequoit Oktoberfest Cancellation Gives Polka Band Chance to Learn Third Song https://t.co/vUzeZqjLGD

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We need to #CancelStudentDebt because I lost my password and if I have to go through another two-factor reset I will die

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Innerloop Cruise https://t.co/QIDn1l8bMI

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I too am boycotting the Armory, partially because of the Nazi/QAnon stuff but mostly because they serve Keystone and there are always at least 10 dudes chain smoking in the bathroom.

[Japanese Breakfast @Jbrekkie]

re Rochester show at the Armory. We have cancelled the event because a number of people reached out letting us know they were boycotting the venue because of the Reawaken America tour. We were told the event was cancelled and later learned it was secretly still moving forward.

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I just sent this to my proctologist as a warning to cut his nails before our next appointment

[Jennifer Lewke @WHEC_JLewke]

A @RochesterNYPD investigator parked his car in the ambulance bay at Strong, an EMT from @MonroeAmbNY hit the door while unloading a patient.
The investigator insisted on ID, the EMT insisted on bringing the patient inside. This is exclusive video of what happened next ⬇️